Donald Trump has come out saying he doesn't like flat chested women, who are on the skinny side. He likes voluptuous women and has stated so on Howard Stern. He regrets this statement deeply and wants to make amends.
So, in order to show that he is not sexist and is willing to treat all women fairly, he has decided to grope Ann Coulter, the conservative pundit who has been supporting him all along. He figures that at least flat chested girls will feel a little better if he goes ahead with this. He has not decided whether to do this deed on Saturday Night Live, at a press conference or at a debate.
Trump may even do a reality show if he can piece it together before the election. He is good at piecing. Or at least he brags that he likes interacting piecemeal. Well, something like that.
Trump is trying to kill two birds with one stone. First, as I said, he wants to show he likes all body types. Second, he wants people to know he likes adult women. He wants to minimize that Howard S…
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