Lindsey Graham Comes Out of the Closet, Finally! His Friends Are Shocked!

Senator Lindsey Graham is known as a pro Israel, pro war, senator who probably was picked on as a kid. Lindsey Graham is also the mouthy guy who said this about Republican prospects for the future:

“The demographics race we’re losing badly. We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

Well, now we have reports that Mr. Graham has come out of the closet. This has shocked his friends so much that they are afraid of the consequences!

You see, Graham has a video game complex installed in his closet. He plays games primarily focused on killing US enemies in the Middle East. One such game has to do with Iraq and Syrian foes armed with US weapons and then get out of line.

Graham said, and I quote:

"Kill 'em if you arm 'em!" 

That reminds me of the late and great Marge Schott's alleged quote about cigarettes, "smoke 'em if you got 'em".

Graham's friends are worried, because he came out of the closet the other day wild eyed, like he was in the mood for massive war in Iraq, which we broke because Yinon Zionism had a plan to break that nation back in 1982. Guess the Zionists never forget. And certainly no one could doubt that Graham is a non Jewish Zionist, supporting breaking up the middle east causing massive death as party fights party, sectarian group fights sectarian group, and innocent people are slaughtered daily or rendered homeless.

Graham obviously loves death, except for his own, of course.

I like Lindsay olives, but I am not particularly fond of Lindsey Graham. After all, he said:

"Who is a journalist is a question we need to ask ourselves." he said. "Is any blogger out there saying anything—do they deserve First Amendment protection? These are the issues of our times."
Fook you Lindsey.

That other idiot Zionist, John McCain was sitting right next to him and looked like he was going to pop a blood vessel. Well, he always looks like he is going to pop a blood vessel. At least he can be relieved that he has a daughter who says she is "strictly dickly", as I read on Business Insider.

I think that phrase came from Janet Evanovich. We men have no clue what is going on if it weren't for the wife-e reading Evanovich. Of course, McCain's daughter didn't say how many dicklies she was strict about. That could cause old McCain some aggravation. I wonder what he does in his closet? It seems that Graham and McCain are often seen together, almost as if they are "Joined at the Hip". Just kidding, I think.

But back to Lindsey Graham, you have to wonder how the state of South Carolina, admittedly stupid and beaten up by the New World Order, keeps electing such a rabid globalist. Well, since the carpet manufacturers left I guess the only industry left in that state is military bases. South Carolina has 5 military bases compared to California's 32.

But South Carolina is a much smaller state, almost 9 times smaller. 9 times 5 is 45. California is being shortchanged when it comes to military bases compared to South Carolina. Not that I give a damn.

Everyone has too many military bases. No wonder our nation is broke. But Lindsey Graham says we should have more of them!

Lindsey Graham supports gun rights, as do I, a liberal for gun rights. However, he most likely wants those guns pointed at people who are not responsible for the screwing of America, you know, like towards blacks and other victims of wealth oppression.

That is the Republican agenda of disinformation which shows that even when they stumble upon a correct political position, they can screw it up. Even JFK said some of us should be armed as responsible citizens. We bloggers keep the Grahams of the world honest, but then we shouldn't have free speech?

Maybe it is better if Lindsey Graham just stays in his closet after all. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.


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