Putin Says Don't Mess with Russia, Decides to Arm Iran with Nukes for Proxy War

Vladimir Putin says he has had it and warned the US not to mess with him. So he has decided to arm Iran with nukes. After all, and this is sound strategy in my opinion, it is better to limit the nuclear holocaust to the middle east only. Putin's plan to fight a proxy war with nukes is brilliant.

Millions of people will die, but maybe there won't be enough fallout to make people in Russia and the USA sick, except maybe for the children and elderly, and we can live in peace as the US sees just how crazy it would be to surround Russia.

This policy will make a lot of people happy. The eugenics wackos will see population reduced by millions. The Palestinians will finally get revenge on Tel Aviv, although they will be dead too. Russia will get a really good price for oil and finally, for nat gas. The Jihadists in Europe will have no land to fight for and no Israelis to fight against so they will happily go into selling insurance.

A lot of people will be unhappy. The New World Order guys, like the Rockefellers and Rothschilds will start to mistrust the neocons, and seek more peace in the world, not trusting Cheney's government in waiting. The neocons will be purged from the Republican Party and the neocons in the Democratic Party will leave in shame. The Israelis will be dead, and peace could reign in the world if they are gone. And Americans will be shaken to the core and demand a woman pacifist for president.

So, not everyone will get everything they want, but some will. But Putin sees the proxy war as the safest route, now that the US crazies are talking first strike capability. Containment will be key, and Putin has a plan for Iran to hit Israel before it can detonate 400 nukes and fill the entire world with deadly radiation.

John McCain will be retired to a nursing home, where he will have to be restrained by a dog collar, and his constant calls for Lindsey Graham will make the other retirees so angry that they beat him with pillows.

Obama will continue to be able to plan no strategy. And it won't hurt anyone. "Democracy" will be retired as the code word for regime change because there will be no more neocons.

Dick Cheney will be gone, as he was holding on by a thread anyway. And the fallout did him in. And of course, George W. Bush will admit to the fact that Laura Bush took an active role in the 9/11 conspiracy.

After the necessary neocon prosecutions, Putin and Obama schedule 17 weeks of golf in the Crimea. After that they become the last interview of Baba WaWa.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.


  1. http://s17.postimg.org/kiaqs3inj/Russia_Invades_Ukraine.png

    1. Thanks for the map. Snow is rare in Yalta, Crimea. Nice golf weather for much of the year.


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