The Onion's Wimpy, Chicken S**t Political Satire ignores Dick Cheney's False Flag Guilt

The Onion is Wimpy, Chicken S**t Political Satire. Dick Cheney is not subjected to real, sustained  criticism, as evil as his heartless soul is by the satirical website. I will talk about that.

But, never trust a website that won't let you comment. Just don't do it! I realize that the Onion must feel that half the people who would comment don't know crap about political satire and think that the articles are mostly about the truth with no fiction thrown in.

I know it is the other way around. I get it.

Well, I got news for you. Yes, the American people aren't too smart when it comes to satire. I can't even get my own wife excited about satire. She likes romance books. It is all fluff. We need Americans to understand satire!  I love her anyway.

But that still doesn't mean that the Onion writes good satire. Some is good, but please, take on the controversial subjects. Don't be a wimp. The Onion only wrote a few articles about the 9/11 conspiracy, one of the most important events in the history of our nation.

We know that Cheney did 9/11. He wanted oil in the Caspian Sea and a pipeline through Afghanistan to get it. He didn't want to be seen as a war criminal so he focused on killing Americans first.

That was a brilliant idea, though nothing could be more diabolical than a false flag against your own people forcing them to jump from high rise skyscrapers, and land on their heads in plain site of everyone. Fook you, Cheney!  What a monster you are, Tricky Dick. Or was that Nixon. Yes, Cheney, you are a little tricky, but are a monster Dick, and I don't mean a private part! No monster in the physical part from friends rumors.

And where were you Onion? I am going to call you the Radish. You don't deserve to be called anything else. You are red on the outside but white in the middle. I am white on the outside and red in the middle. We have nothing in common, Onion.

The only article at the time of this writing, that the Onion did was to acknowledge a Jihadist's claim that Al Qaida didn't really do 9/11 at all. I liked that article. But why, Onion, don't you tell the world that patriotic Americans like the late Robert Novak, a conservative, no less, said the same thing. Come on Radish! Robert Novak was one of the first to say 9/11 was an inside job. He was the conservative representative on the original Crossfire.

If anyone would know, it was conservative Robert Novak, who the Jewish Zionists hated even though he was Jewish by birth. Oh, and there are lots of non Jewish Zionists, so readers, I am not a racist. I always have to tell people that I oppose all racial supremacy, and that Zionism is a political movement, not a religion. And many Jewish people, including some holocaust survivors, hate Zionism!

I wrote the Radish and they ignored me. They have one article on the subject of Zionism. This is the cabal that wants world domination. More articles are needed unless it is a taboo subject by the Radish. I wonder if the Radish is New World Order?  It wouldn't surprise me. After all, they never wrote me back, so I don't know.


Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.


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