Ted Cruz's Stress Over Israel Speech Rejection Renews His Bed Wetting.

Ted Cruz had a small bladder issue into his teens. Or maybe he drank too much water. Whatever the case, his speech supporting Israel to a religious group fell on deaf ears, and he walked off the stage. It has been reported this morning that his cleaning lady reported the bed wetting. Needless to say, at his age, it was likely caused by hitting the bottle. Who could blame him?  

According to the Blaze, Cruz said that Christians have no better ally than Israel. That is funny. I have land in Florida I want to sell you if you believe that. Then Cruz made the statement, according to the Blaze, that he will come to regret. It likely triggered the bed wetting incident. He said, as quoted by the Blaze:

“Those who hate Israel hate America. Those who hate Jews hate Christians. If those in this room will not recognize that, then my heart weeps. If you hate the Jewish people you are not reflecting the teachings of Christ. And the very same people who persecute and murder Christians right now, who crucify Christians, who behead children, are the very same people who target Jews for their faith, for the same reason.”

Aargh. That is really, really bad. For one thing, the race of Jews is not completely behind the nation of Israel. Many of them hate the political movement known as Zionism. Cruz apparently can't keep the two concepts separate. As bed wetting is a result of a bladder that is too small, this outburst from Cruz indicates a brain that is also way too small for his body, and his thinking. 

The man whose wife works for Goldman Sachs just went bonkers over the bed wetting. This man cannot be blamed for wetting the bed. He certainly is like many children in that it is beyond his control. Rumor has it that he leaked all over his wife, and though she may deserve it (I don't know), no one likes to see that sort of thing from an adult. That he leaked instead of having a steady stream says even more about the guy's health.

Can you imagine a guy who can't cross the streams if he had to, and with his weirdo views about Israel and Jews and Christians, ever being president? Wow, that is a scary thought. Thank God he is a Canadian, although he has an American mother and could run. They must be so ashamed of him.

So let's get this straight. Christians should not hate Jews. Christians should not love or support Zionism, as it is a political movement that rejects the Messianic creation of the New Zion. The Messiah creates the new Zion, not a bunch of atheistic Zionists who were proud of their atheism! So, many people hate Israel and love America and there is absolutely no problem with that. Cruz lied about that. 

Cruz has not figured out the difference because his brain is too small.

I dare say that is not the only organ on his body that is too small as well, but that is just a guess.  We know that World Net Daily apparently supports him.  That will, hopefully, be the kiss of death for his presidential run for the White House.

People are already starting to name this loser/buffoon "Wet the Bed Ted". 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 


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