Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu Called ChickenSh** by Hulk Hogan and Danica Patrick

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been called a ChickenSh** by both Danica Patrick and Hulk Hogan. Hogan said that if he gets close enough, he will slam the prime minister to the mat. Patrick has a standing invitation for Bibi to take a ride at Talladega to see if Bibi is a real Bibi Bobbi or if he is a ChickenSh**. Netanyahu is a real dark Talladega Night, that is for sure.

Hogan offered to share illegal substances with Netanyahu, in order to give him a shot of courage. Bibi said he didn't have to have courage because he is in favor of letting the Palestinians rot in occupation until Hell, which he doesn't believe in, freezes over.

Patrick offered to fit Bibi with Depends in order to prevent any mishaps at 200 plus miles per hour, but Bibi said he doesn't like fast cars.

Netanyahu tweeted that he was distressed at these people calling him names. He said he tries to live by sticks and stones but words do hurt his feelings. Little did he know that the Obama administration has commissioned Hulk Hogan and Danica Patrick to speak for Obama.

Obama would say it to Bibi's face, but he knows that the Israelis are more ruthless than Americans and wants to keep circumspect because he isn't circumcised and the words are similar. Oh yeah, and circumcision is not required for being a Zionist and Obama is a reluctant Zionist. But he isn't a Muslim either. He just wants settlements to stop in the West Bank.

Bibi won't stop the settlements because the radicals would probably kill him. That is why famous Americans are calling him ChickenSh**. He should just admit that he isn't the real leader of Israel and we can celebrate the fact that Obama isn't the real leader of the USA either.

Hogan offered to give Netanyahu WWE protection, but he replied that he was not willing to have bodyguards who could slip on the pavement and crush his little puny body.

We know that Jewish voters could be rocked by this backlash against Israel among patriotic Americans, but they must also realize that the New Zion of the Old Testament Torah was not to be established by anyone than the Messiah. Zionism is an experiment, a dark and evil one at that, so Jewish voters in the USA should wake up to this fact and truth is, many Jewish voters hate the multiracial Zionist political cabal.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.


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