Obama Declares Economics to Be God. The Russians Disagree

President Obama, paid shill of the New World Order, has declared economics to be God. Unfortunately, God and Russia have different ideas. God hates empire based on economic oppression. That means Obama and his cronies are in the eternal cross hairs of the Almighty.

We aren't saying that Putin is holy or good. But he is a man of principle when it comes to defending Russia against the world order.

And Russia is willing to endure economic pain in order to make changes to its economy that can only hurt Obama and the cronies and the economy of Europe. Russia is pushed into the arms of China, and seeks more homegrown industry. Russia endures economic pain to jettison the dollar.

Sometimes principle overcomes economics. The USA leadership, having been corrupted by the Rockefellers, Rothschilds, Israel and Neocon/Zionist greed and lust for power, and having been made rich by liar loans and by speculation, miscalculated with Russia. The globalists look pretty stupid worshiping at the alter of economics in applying that mindset to Russia.

So, how will the Economics god be placated? It already has, by the liar loans as mentioned above, as they destroyed the Middle Class in America. However, the younger generation, the millennials, hate banks, banksters and only 37 percent of those 18 to 29 have credit cards. That is a major affront to the god of Economics. In fact, that means 63 percent of Millennials don't even care about their credit history.

This rebellion against Obama's god of Economics has troubled the Zillows of the world. It has troubled the Jim Cramers of the world. It has confounded the old guy of the New World Order, Henry the killer Kissinger. It has given Obama pause. He is considering offering a Golden Calf as a means of strengthening the peoples' desire to be more greedy and hungry.

However, that idea of the Golden Calf is being opposed by the corporate giant advocating eat more chicken. Yes, Chick Fil A completely opposes this Golden Calf and is working to convince Obama to offer a big Golden Chicken. I think Obama should offer up his own Chicken Sheet, but who am I to decide?

I asked the President about this sacrifice. What are you going to offer to the god of Economics, POTUS?

We have thought long and hard about this. We were hoping to gold plate the calf, since it would be a lot cheaper, but the god of Economics balked at that. We thought about offering a Golden Boehner, but the god of Economics said that it is too small an offering and it interferes with good economics. We tried to get Putin to pitch in with an offering but he won't worship the god of Economics unless oil goes to $10 dollars per barrel.

We think an enormous chicken is the way. The chicken has less support than almost any other animal. We were going to offer a snake, but the Republicans objected. I guess they feel it is just too close to what they have become. We were going to make a replica of the Sandy Hook School, and make it out of pure gold and offer that. But too many people know that it was a hoax, not a shooting and we had to give that up. You saw all those people with no tears and fake crying right? We wanted to hire better actors but they have ethics. We are off the record, right?
Of course, we are, Mr President.  Of course we are.




Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.







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