Saturday, August 30, 2014

Putin Says Don't Mess with Russia, Decides to Arm Iran with Nukes for Proxy War

Vladimir Putin says he has had it and warned the US not to mess with him. So he has decided to arm Iran with nukes. After all, and this is sound strategy in my opinion, it is better to limit the nuclear holocaust to the middle east only. Putin's plan to fight a proxy war with nukes is brilliant.

Millions of people will die, but maybe there won't be enough fallout to make people in Russia and the USA sick, except maybe for the children and elderly, and we can live in peace as the US sees just how crazy it would be to surround Russia.

This policy will make a lot of people happy. The eugenics wackos will see population reduced by millions. The Palestinians will finally get revenge on Tel Aviv, although they will be dead too. Russia will get a really good price for oil and finally, for nat gas. The Jihadists in Europe will have no land to fight for and no Israelis to fight against so they will happily go into selling insurance.

A lot of people will be unhappy. The New World Order guys, like the Rockefellers and Rothschilds will start to mistrust the neocons, and seek more peace in the world, not trusting Cheney's government in waiting. The neocons will be purged from the Republican Party and the neocons in the Democratic Party will leave in shame. The Israelis will be dead, and peace could reign in the world if they are gone. And Americans will be shaken to the core and demand a woman pacifist for president.

So, not everyone will get everything they want, but some will. But Putin sees the proxy war as the safest route, now that the US crazies are talking first strike capability. Containment will be key, and Putin has a plan for Iran to hit Israel before it can detonate 400 nukes and fill the entire world with deadly radiation.

John McCain will be retired to a nursing home, where he will have to be restrained by a dog collar, and his constant calls for Lindsey Graham will make the other retirees so angry that they beat him with pillows.

Obama will continue to be able to plan no strategy. And it won't hurt anyone. "Democracy" will be retired as the code word for regime change because there will be no more neocons.

Dick Cheney will be gone, as he was holding on by a thread anyway. And the fallout did him in. And of course, George W. Bush will admit to the fact that Laura Bush took an active role in the 9/11 conspiracy.

After the necessary neocon prosecutions, Putin and Obama schedule 17 weeks of golf in the Crimea. After that they become the last interview of Baba WaWa.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

America Projects Evil Empire Desires onto Putin. Putin Says US Has Personality Disorder

The United States government, or America as it will be called here, has projected its own evil empire-building desires onto Vlad Putin. Putin, the Russian leader who is feeling besieged by NATO's efforts to surround him, said this yesterday:

The US government is full of crap. I am regional and Obama even said so. I only want my little part of the world. Then Obama was told by the New World Order to get focused and now the propaganda media of the America says I want to take over the whole world. They say I want to take over Finland, the Baltic nations, and Poland, and beyond, and it isn't true.
I just want my half of the Ukraine. After all, America paid for the revolution that deposed my guy. You MOFO's are plain crazy, Big O. You are projecting. You need therapy for the psychological disorder of your nation. Don't mess with this nuclear power!
In response, today, Obama warned Putin by saying:

I know we Americans don't have any leverage, Vlad, but we have to look tough or Hannity, that little shit, will make me look like a peacock while he is the one strutting around on Fox News, telling a town the size of Boise, Idaho that I am no good. Well, that is all he gets in the ratings. But then the propaganda machine of the World Order publishes all his stuff.
I am a New World Order guy, too, and I proved it when I helped Bloomberg with the Sandy Hook Hoax. Did you see my tear? I tried. I mean, I cried. But I am not a zealot like Hannity and that other guy Gutfeld. Boy, they are crazy aren't they? I hope you don't have people like them. Well, maybe you could shut them up. I would like to punch those little morons in the face! Oh, I have said too much. Don't quote me. I have to look tough. Expect it, Vlad.
So, we can see that America certainly is talking a big talk. Putin would not seem so fierce as an empire builder if our nation's leaders would not project our own desires on the guy. We are the empire builders. Obama continued with Putin:

That damn Cheney has threatened to take down the entire nation by slinging a nuke onto his pickup truck and driving it right down the street to my house. And he says he has a government in waiting. I bet he does, and we know he did 9/11 so the MOFO could take us down if he wanted to. He just has to find the money William Casey hid in that damn bank account offshore in the Contra deal or get Israel to give him a nuke. We have to look like Empire Builders to keep that madman off our backs. His is the neocon way, Vlad.
As long as Obama or whoever is sane in the White House going forward can make it look like we are putting pressure on Vladimir, the Cheney neocons will back off. But these madmen neocons may be thinking we have first strike capability. That could be a fatal error and risky beyond words. We can hope that the next president will be as sane as this one is, and that is barely. But the alternative is death, so...

And now we have Brett at Business Insider warning that Putin calling the rebel area of the Ukraine the "New Russia" is frightening. What is frightening is the guys Henry Blodget has writing at Business Insider. They are truly frightening!

And as for Hannity, he is scaring Boise with the Muslims are coming, the Muslims are coming, like he was some sort of Paul Revere. Well, I got news for you Sean, you ain't Paul Revere. You aren't even worthy to own his Ware, let alone tie his shoes.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Will Rogers' Ghost Haunts Wall Street Forever Because a Dollar Down Sucks

Will Rogers' ghost haunts Wall Street forever. What he said in the 1920's and 1930's could have been said today. He predicted the housing bubble by this statement. Imagine a house is a dog bone and you get the picture:

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.
I wrote a serious ebook about Will Rogers, but his quotes have an eye twinkle behind them. The book is Will Rogers from Great Depression to Great Recession. 

It includes my interpretations. I think they were good, but that is for the reader to decide. Most people don't want to hear about Will Rogers talking about hanging bankers and the like. Too bad for them. They won't ever understand the man.

Will Rogers was funny when he said that he was speaking to ten thousand bankers but knew there were at least 20 thousand more, but they were all in jail. Thanks to Will Rogers Today website, we have this great quote:

 You see in the old days there was mighty few things bought on credit. Your taste had to be in harmony with your income, for it had never been any other way. I think buying autos on credit has driven more folks to (rob banks) as a regular means of livelihood than any other contributing cause... I don't reckon there has ever been a time in American homes when there was as much junk in 'em as there is today. Even our own old shack has got more junk in it that has never been used, or looked at than a storage place. Most everybody has got more than they used to have, but they havent got as much as they thought they ought to have. So it's all a disappointment more than a catastrophe. If we could just call back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully why we would be O.K." WA #419, January 4, 1931

Will Rogers spooks folks like Jamie Dimon, who wants to keep people just solvent enough to need a loan. You can see that Rogers didn't like that burden put upon the working man. We still have too much stuff, just like we had in Rogers' day. And it was all bought on credit, which has put many of us in the poor house.

You don't think Dimon and the rest of the big banksters want everyone to know about Will Rogers. If they did, they might think twice about borrowing, and the bankers would have to get real jobs.

Rogers haunts Lloyd Blankfein so much that he almost choked on a piece of meat right after he said he was doing God's work, enabling debt and speculation far and wide.

Now, I don't begrudge a company from getting prudent debt to expand operations. That company has to have restraint. I doubt if Rogers would have objected. He was teaching and warning the consumer, the working man, the family man, that borrowing with a dollar down, with easy money, was not such a good idea.

I often wonder what it would have looked like if Will Rogers had roped Lloyd Blankfein and tied him up like a hog. I can picture it now. Don't try it or the government will throw you in jail for a hundred years. Goldman Sachs is very evil, IMO, and Lloyd is the captain of that ship of darkness.

I appreciate the political satire of Will Rogers. He was a great man and was beloved and the bankers (sters) were hated. And they are once again as they have tried to pull the same bad shenanigans and more than back in Rogers' day. They were almost well behaved for 60 plus years. But it all became undone with the housing bubble of the last decade.

I don't say this often, but when I do, be frugal my friends. Toast one to the memory of Will Rogers when you are thirsty. I prefer Dos Equis!

As of the writing of this article, the official site for the Will Rogers Museum is I do not believe in hauntings, just FYI. I do believe that what goes around could come around and in the Golden Rule. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

The Onion's Wimpy, Chicken S**t Political Satire ignores Dick Cheney's False Flag Guilt

The Onion is Wimpy, Chicken S**t Political Satire. Dick Cheney is not subjected to real, sustained  criticism, as evil as his heartless soul is by the satirical website. I will talk about that.

But, never trust a website that won't let you comment. Just don't do it! I realize that the Onion must feel that half the people who would comment don't know crap about political satire and think that the articles are mostly about the truth with no fiction thrown in.

I know it is the other way around. I get it.

Well, I got news for you. Yes, the American people aren't too smart when it comes to satire. I can't even get my own wife excited about satire. She likes romance books. It is all fluff. We need Americans to understand satire!  I love her anyway.

But that still doesn't mean that the Onion writes good satire. Some is good, but please, take on the controversial subjects. Don't be a wimp. The Onion only wrote a few articles about the 9/11 conspiracy, one of the most important events in the history of our nation.

We know that Cheney did 9/11. He wanted oil in the Caspian Sea and a pipeline through Afghanistan to get it. He didn't want to be seen as a war criminal so he focused on killing Americans first.

That was a brilliant idea, though nothing could be more diabolical than a false flag against your own people forcing them to jump from high rise skyscrapers, and land on their heads in plain site of everyone. Fook you, Cheney!  What a monster you are, Tricky Dick. Or was that Nixon. Yes, Cheney, you are a little tricky, but are a monster Dick, and I don't mean a private part! No monster in the physical part from friends rumors.

And where were you Onion? I am going to call you the Radish. You don't deserve to be called anything else. You are red on the outside but white in the middle. I am white on the outside and red in the middle. We have nothing in common, Onion.

The only article at the time of this writing, that the Onion did was to acknowledge a Jihadist's claim that Al Qaida didn't really do 9/11 at all. I liked that article. But why, Onion, don't you tell the world that patriotic Americans like the late Robert Novak, a conservative, no less, said the same thing. Come on Radish! Robert Novak was one of the first to say 9/11 was an inside job. He was the conservative representative on the original Crossfire.

If anyone would know, it was conservative Robert Novak, who the Jewish Zionists hated even though he was Jewish by birth. Oh, and there are lots of non Jewish Zionists, so readers, I am not a racist. I always have to tell people that I oppose all racial supremacy, and that Zionism is a political movement, not a religion. And many Jewish people, including some holocaust survivors, hate Zionism!

I wrote the Radish and they ignored me. They have one article on the subject of Zionism. This is the cabal that wants world domination. More articles are needed unless it is a taboo subject by the Radish. I wonder if the Radish is New World Order?  It wouldn't surprise me. After all, they never wrote me back, so I don't know.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Greg Gutfeld of Fox News Is Neither Satirical nor Funny

Greg Gutfeld, currently residing in the hell hole that is Faux, or Fox, News, is neither satirical nor funny. He is as funny as the knuckle sandwich I would like to deliver to his mouthy mouth. Just kidding Greg!

You will die of smoking so I won't need to kick the crap out of you. Just kidding again. It isn't like me to be this aggressive. He brings it out of me, the dark side. I am sorry from the bottom of my heart. I believe in peace, and that is the truth. But, he is such a pill. He is a big, choking hunk of a pill. Gag me with the San Fernando Valley, why don't you Greg?

The guy has been compared by his moronic colleagues to Rod Serling. Well, he may be a little scary, but he is certainly no Rod Serling. No, Gutfeld is annoying, nasty, and Gutnoxious, to be exact. Gutfeld is like a hyper disseminator of misinformation, a hyper Bill O'Reilly but not as sophisticated.

Now, Rod Serling was anti war, anti racist, and ethical. Greg Gutfeld, when denying a New World Order is a cretin, a dunce and a slug. Gutfeld wants to hit Iran, something Israel wants. He apparently loves racism, as he apparently tolerates it in Israel, but don't most US media types? This is hypocrisy at its worst.

What makes me want to puke regarding Gutfeld, and you puke from your gut, is the way he makes fun of New World Order conspiracy theorists. Yet he is employed by the same Fox News that employs William Kristol, who founded PNAC, the neocon/Zionist organization that called for the new Pearl Harbor on its website, one year prior to 9/11!

Greg Gutfeld can't be stupid enough to not understand that PNAC wanted a New World Order of nations friendly to the United States. Turns out, that became the doctrine of regime change, which was a Zionist doctrine created by Oded Yinon. Yinon Zionism called for regime change in the Arab world.

So, Gutfeld, henceforth known as "The Gut", has to know all of this. To make fun of New World Order warnings, when PNAC openly spoke of a New World Order of nations subservient to the will of the United States, and thus to Israel, is annoying and obnoxious. The Gut should be ashamed of himself.

I want to write something funny, but The Gut doesn't make me laugh at all. He is unfunny, and he is a two bit propagandist artist for not telling the truth about the New World Order, which is real, powerful, and may remain behind the scenes if the bought-and-paid-for politicians and media do its will.

The Gut is an annoying little twit. How he could go to UC Berkeley and come away with such a ridiculous world view is hard to fathom. The Gut has his own website, called the Daily Gut. I wouldn't recommend it except to determine how the man thinks. And as smart as he appears to be, it isn't a thought process that is too awfully deep. He knows the rules of the Order.

Even that late madman Breitbart was afraid of going on Mr Hyperactive's program.

As far as libertarianism is concerned, and The Gut says he is one, I deal with libertarianism in my ebook, Libertarianism, the UK Big Bang and How They Ruined America. It goes into the dark side of a philosophy of self that is much dirtier and darker than what you see on the surface.

There is a dark side to Libertarianism.

The Gut is an avowed Libertarian neocon warmonger. I didn't think one person could be all that. Mark Levin is that as well. They only care about their message whether it makes any damn sense or not.

The Gut is an atheist according to Wikipedia. I wonder if David ( the avowed atheist) Ben-Gurion, the Father of Israel, is his hero. The way he wants to hide the New World Order makes you wonder. Ben-Gurion had the vision of world domination by little fricken Israel and her multiracial Zionist friends.

I support separation of church and state, but I don't support the atheistic racists who founded Israel. They appeal to a spiritual claim on the land while they were atheist. How phony and fake is that! Knowing Fox News, I know The Gut supports the whole fraudulent New World Order program.

 Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Jamie Dimon Screwed the American people and all the Thanks He Gets is Throat Cancer

Jamie Dimon screwed the American people in the financial crisis, and all the thanks he gets is throat cancer. The J.P. Morgan CEO bragged that his bank actually benefits from downturns. Makes you wonder if there is a cancer of the heart. If there is, he would certainly be deserving of that.

The pain of the financial crisis should leave a mark on the American people and their children. They should not forget what the banks did. The formula for pricing risk of mortgages defaulting at the same time was wrong. It was thought up by a J.P. Morgan employee before Dimon got to the bank.

Thinking there is no risk of toxic and cancerous loans being at risk of all going bad at the same time created the biggest housing bubble in the history of mankind. And boy, did Jamie Dimon and JPM (stock symbol) profit from the cancer that ate away at the middle class of America, leaving it in shambles even years afterword.

In truth, J. P. Morgan was a major cancer upon the United States and even the world. Toxic loans were made in many places, the UK, Spain, and others. There was no CRA there, no Acorn there. No, the toxic loans that were most cancerous were the ones that were not government generated. The banksters generated them, and JPM loaned plenty of money along with the other investment banks to make sure that cancer spread, with the help of the shadow banks, the Ameriquests (Ameriquest Mortgage), the Scumtrywides (Countrywide), and the like.

JPM is virtually insolvent, as the 17 billion it gets in subsidies from the government is virtually all the profit the bank shows, according to a Bloomberg View study in 2013. What a cancer this bank is and the Fed only cares about the cancers, the many cancers, and could care less about main street. That is fact.

Nassim Taleb, who wrote about Black Swans in finance, coined the phrase "antifragile". He said Dimon using that term to describe his bank was a nightmare for Taleb.

Jamie Dimon, at least before his cancer diagnosis, thought he was quite the jokester. The Daily Kos, which once in awhile reveals the New World Order, well, some of it anyway, ran an article blasting Dimon's humor. It was titled, Clueless Jamie Dimon Is Good for a Big Laugh. Are ya laughing now, Dimon? Well, are ya?

Dimon, sicko that he is, even before his cancer, knows the housing bubble of the last decade was a massive scam. He knows his bank contributed to it with that formula known as the Gaussian Copula. And yet, he jokes that he is being held back from doing it again!

Dimon asked:

Has anyone bothered to study the cumulative effect of all these things? And do you have a fear, like I do, that when we look back and look at them ...  they will be a reason that it took so long that our banks, our credit, our businesses, and most importantly, job creation started going again?”
That Lesion is saying we can't have lending without another bubble. Well, we don't have much lending as the rich are buying up all the houses. That lending/bubble connection is the position of Larry Summers, another globalist, that we have depression or bubble. Well, why not make corporations pay their share of taxes or just pay people more in the face of record profits? Why not enrich the middle class as they spend the money?

Dimon would rather lend them a cancerous loan than give them real financial power.  He would rather keep the wealthy wealthy, without any attempt to make the middle class back into the middle class, than do the right thing. That is why I have a sense of satisfaction, though not pleasure, in the fact that he has throat cancer.

I am satisfied that a young man like Dimon, an arrogant bully of a man, has been given a threat to his very being. He will likely recover. According to the New York Post, Dr. Ping Gu said that since he didn't smoke for 30 years prior to the diagnosis, he might have a sexually transmitted virus, HPV, although the doctor treating him could not tell.   

Maybe if he survives, he will realize the evil of his ways, the predatory nature of his behavior. Or maybe he will forget.

I used to know a guy who called his friend, who had the last name Roach, by the nickname of " the insect". It was funny.

Now we have a predatory banker, with cancer, and we can nickname him "the Lesion". That is the regard with which many of us hold you, Jamie Dimon. But get well soon!

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Former NBA Great World B. (Louis) Freeh Was Involved in Tragic Accident. Not Basketball Related

Former NBA Great and FBI director World B. (Louis) Freeh was involved in a tragic single car accident in Vermont. Mr. Freeh was also well known for slam dunking Joe Paterno in the infamous Penn State investigation.

The merciless Freeh, who held an 80 year old football coach accountable for the pervert of Happy Valley's deeds, had been outspoken in his glee that Paterno died due to the stress of the whole situation.

Louis Freeh, it turns out, was not half the man Paterno was. You see, Freeh supported terrorists as head of the FBI, for years. Robert Wright, FBI agent, has said that Freeh was a smudge on the backside of American politics. Judicial Watch said that Freeh framed an innocent man, Richard Jewell, for the Atlanta olympic bombing. This is just a short list of odious deeds done under Freeh's watch.

Freeh was too big to flush down the toilet, but he certainly was not invincible.

Now let us not be naive. It is possible that he made an enemy of the Clintons. He was appointed by Bill Clinton, then bit the hand that fed him almost immediately, by making alliances with some very powerful Republicans. He communicated to the Saudis without Clinton's knowledge.That was considered a personal foul.

He wrote a book that was likely filled with B.S, and had the dubious title: My FBI: Bringing Down the Mafia, Investigating Bill Clinton, and Fighting the War on Terror.

911 Blogger has written about this squeaky, smelly sneaker extensively, as have others. Under Freeh, we learn that the flight 800 investigation was taken over by the FBI and the NTSB was barred from interviewing the witnesses.

The way I look at it, this crash of Freeh's car was either the work of God or the New World Order Clintons. It has been said that the Hillary Clinton is not a big fan of basketball anyway, especially after she was beaten in three games out of three by her staff. God does meet out justice. The Clintons meet out revenge. It is a close call. Although God does like basketball, a lot.

As 9/11 Blogger has said, and this is a slam dunk with the rim being bent:

In 2006, Freeh joined George Tenet on the board of a company that had been flagged, but never investigated, for 9/11 insider trading.[70]  He also became the personal attorney for Saudi Prince Bandar who, as stated before, was implicated through his wife in financing of the alleged hijackers.  Recently he has been trotted out to pass judgment on the late coach Joe Paterno.  But he is in no position to pass judgment on others.
Never was a man more prequalified for these filthy rewards. Freeh was likely involved in the 9/11 conspiracy and was rewarded for same.

And for my fellow basketball fans out there, Louis J. Freeh and World B. Free are not the same guy. World should be in the Hall of Fame and Louis should be in the global Hall of Shame, if there was such a thing.

Please study something besides game day stats, guys, because some bad stuff is happening in America.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.


Monday, August 25, 2014

An Update: My Permanent Repudiation of David Duke.

Update: David Duke has come out supporting Donald Trump in February, 2016. Trump is an obvious bigot and David Duke has not progressed beyond this. There is no point in continuing this article since Duke has said we are "traitors to our heritage" if we don't support Trump. That is absurd as a man with a PHD can get, I assure you. No more time wasted on David Duke.

Trump is not a cultural savior, because the US culture is strong based on diversity and tolerance. Duke has no sense of America as it is, a tolerant nation with people from diverse backgrounds. IMO, Trump is not interested in opposing globalism, because he himself is a globalist! He will disappoint anyone who thinks he will be opposed to dark issues of globalism.

God's grace is stronger than any need for a superious culture based on race or on European descent or on any such thing:

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Pressure Builds within the Fed to Fake the American Recovery so Interest Rates Can Be Raised

Pressure builds within the Fed to fake the American recovery so interest rates can be raised. Of course, the news sources say it is to more clearly acknowledge improvements in the US economy. Well, how can you more clearly acknowledge improvements in the US economy without faking it? Lol.

What do they take us for? A bunch of fools, that's what. You know why interest rates need to be raised some? Well, it is because the collateral offered in the swaps trades is not paying enough interest!

This is of, by and for the banks, this whole QE and interest rate dance. The shortage of treasury bonds is the key here. The shortage of bonds results in the price going up for them and it results in trades not being settled without enough bonds. Higher interest rates means fewer bonds are needed as collateral.

If the Fed acts too soon, when the economy is weak, as it is, they are found out for the little scam they are running. Americans think the Fed is a government entity and is working for the national interest. But we know that the Fed is a private organization, a globalist wonk, and even the Fed governors are paid by interest earned on bonds, not by the government.

The Fed board of directors who are appointed by the government get the same pay as cabinet officers, so that it looks like they are cabinet officers. But we know that they are paid by interest on the bonds, and the low salaries are to throw us off. Isn't that just pathetic?  Throw us off, until we see that the presidents of the 12 Fed private banks make 3 to 5 times what the board members make.

Tim Geithner, the Fed mole picked to be treasury secretary made over 500 thousand dollars per year as New York Fed President, and could not pay his taxes on time. He was approved because he was hand picked to do the Fed's dirty work in making Goldman Sachs whole. Tax laxity was irrelevant, people. Not that he gave a rats ass about the taxes anyway!

So the Fed is for the banksters, the banks, and not for main street. The forces in the Fed who want the Fed to declare victory for the economy are being poked every day on their Facebook by the bankers (sters). 

So, the Fed Chairman is, when all is said and done, a bond salesman. And that Fed has created a market for the bonds, but the market is white hot because interbank lending is white hot. If that freezes up down goes the stock market, the derivatives and it is 2008 all over again.

The clearing houses for derivatives swaps have been set up to use the new gold as collateral. In this market, treasuries are the new gold. But like gold, there ends up being too little of the treasuries to use as collateral to make the trades.

In some markets, like the CME (commodities exchange), and maybe in the other markets, there are fake contracts and fake trades. So even more collateral is needed to affect the prices of things, like stocks, commodities and the like.

And you and I pay the extra at the pump and at the store so these guys can make a fortune in this massive Fed scam. But I am sure many of you are happy to pay more at the store because you profit from the scam, being in finance or related industries.

Well, we know the game, and it impoverishes millions. The US could be a much richer nation, but it isn't because of these snakes at the top of the financial food chain. 

As for faking the recovery, it is a better acting job by the Fed, than Meg Ryan's orgasm in When Harry Met Sally. And what a financial orgasm it is! That is the trickle down economics we just don't need. Gross. And not enough trickles down to take a decent shower!

And we know that business news is just so much propaganda that makes it all work. We live in a fake reality, and the only thing real is the growing of grass and trees and flowers. Everything else is fake, and if they could fake the grass and the flowers and the trees to skim a buck, the Fed and the globalists would do it. This is where the Zionist multiracial cabal is at its most greedy, except maybe for procuring hookers, er I mean petroleum.

But don't be fooled by the inflation threats, the victory for the economy can't be too large because interest rates can't be raised too high, or the bets the banks have made on low interest rates continuing would be destroyed. That can't be allowed either. So, inflation will be low or swept under the rug by phony statistics.  

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Judaism Attempts to Repudiate Zionism, Only to Be Put Back into Its Place for a Short Time

Leaders of Judaism attempted to distance themselves from Zionism, seeing that the Zionists are mostly atheists and were from the beginning, and seeing the cold blooded killing of children in Gaza, as gruesomely witnessed by veteran reporter, Chris Hedges.

But they were repudiated by Israel itself, who said the Jewish leaders were a bunch of hypocrites. Netanyahu personally scolded the Jewish leaders, saying that Judaism believes in the Talmud, and it is racist as hell. Bibi said, look at your Talmud boys, and you will see that the Gentiles are less than human. Animals are better.

And look at us, leaders of Judaism. We Israeli leaders are carrying out that Talmud and we are extending racism and Jewish superiority to levels never reached before. We control the government of the United States, for Moses' sake!

Just so you know, Moses would not approve of the racism of Zionist Israel or of Talmudic Judaism.

So, after the Bibi scolding, the Talmudic Jews who "hate Zionism", returned to their homes perplexed and confused. Who are we anyway? How can we do what we know is right?

Then a great thing happened. Jews emerged (they were always there in small numbers), who stood strong for a new Zion not made by men, and certainly not established by a bunch of murdering atheists!

These Jews put the Torah before the Talmud, and put the divine prophecy before the racist Rabbis of the Talmudic writing. And, while not a perfect solution, it was a way for Jews to practice Judaism and still oppose Zionism.

Bibi was taken aback as the Leaders of Judaism mounted a universal opposition to man made Zionism that is killing and maiming innocent children. The movement grew and it led to the establishment of a Palestinian state, and regime change throughout the world stopped as if a light went back on in the earth.

And then I woke up. But seriously, if I may be serious, Jewish leaders must heed the warnings of the Rabbis who teach that the messiah must establish a new Zion himself. More Jewish leaders must oppose Zionism. That is correct. More Jewish leaders must oppose Zionism.

Remember this as well, Judaism puts the Torah, the Old Testament, above the Talmud if it is serious about prophetic history. Israel does not do the same. Bibi can tell you more. But know this people, the Talmud Rabbis who contributed to that work of man, do not own the Torah. Israel, as a nation, would do well to understand this.

See About the New Zion at as the Rabbis at, who seek a Zion other than current Israel, may be close to the truth.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Netanyahu Wonders Out Loud How He Can Make Holocaust Survivors Into Anti-Semites

Bibi Netanyahu wondered out loud to his advisers recently that the holocaust survivors are making too much trouble for Israel. He called a meeting of his top confidants to map out a course for blaming the survivors for their anti-Semitism since they are opposing Israeli policy in Gaza.

Bibi was overheard saying, and I paraphrase, that we atheistic Zionists didn't survive the Holocaust by staying and facing Hitler. No, it is because we got out while others were left behind. So these Holocaust survivors and their families mean nothing to us! We have to make them into anti-Semites!

Well, word got out and the average Israelis were offended by Netanyahu's comments. They understand that being anti Zionist cannot make these people anti Semitic. They are the essence of what it means to be Jewish. The Israeli policy of making anti Zionism into anti Semitism by encouraging the people to think they are exactly the same, is widely known. 

Anyway, Bibi got mad and tweeted a finger at the world. And the world is reeling.

The Holocaust survivors and remaining descendents by the hundreds, signed a letter condemning Israel for attacking defenseless children and condemning the US government for facilitating and funding these attacks.

Obama held a press conference and said that even Holocaust survivors cannot come between atheistic Israel and the USA because we have so much in common in our move towards more racial division. He said that Israel had shown us the way after years of improving racial relations. He said he was reassured because he is half white himself and intends to stand with them.

Homeland Security employees were delighted as they have been trying to start a race war for years. They want a nation of white supremacists who are controlled only by the Zionist economic and military cabal worldwide. The Zionists figure White Supremacists are the dumbest group and therefore easiest to control.

It is good that someone will control the racists. Why not have the Zionists do it? After all, even though they wink at Israel's racism because of unfettered love for the atheists who run the place, they are multiracial.

All races are represented in the Zionist desire for world domination. Isn't that swell? Swell is an ancient word that means cool, bad (good), nice and all things positive. Well, maybe it isn't swell.

It is fact that the ruling cabal is multiracial to be sure, but maybe we should not be reassured since these elite play us and appeal to our baser instincts and arouse all sorts of animosity and racial hatred. Yes, the Zionists do it to the masses right here in the USA. That just sucks, Zionists.

Then, you have people like Charles Krauthammer, who looks alien, as in other worldly alien, saying racism is going away. I can't believe that this guy wasn't briefed by Homeland Security, because when W Bush was president, Krauthammer knew everything that was going on. And he is hiding a lot of bad stuff.

Back to Bibi: With the new revelations of eyewitness reporter Chris Hedges, that Israel killed Palestinian children on purpose, our relationship with Israel must change on a political level. As Israel becomes as dark as night, spiritually, Jews need to find another way, like rejecting Israel as a new Zion. Surely it isn't. Israel, that bastion of atheistic light, has been found out to be the disgusting and vile nation we all knew it was.

Netanyahu hates that the world knows he is spiritually bankrupt.  He tweeted that double speak is a language of the elite and that he stands by it! For Bibi, those Palestinian kids were just caught in a crossfire, even if we have an eyewitness to refute that wicked lie.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Six Links that Prove the Fed May Not Be in Control of the Repo Markets

Here are four links that you should bookmark, showing the Fed board of directors not being in control of the outworking of the derivatives repo market. They may have an ace up their sleeves, but you have to wonder what it would be. Read these articles in order and you will get a sense of what people in the know worry about at night regarding the markets:

The outcome could be dreadful for the stock market. So average guys may not be understanding that leverage makes markets and when you take the leverage cool aid away, by the inability to secure sound collateral for trades, you can have serious crashes.

I hope the stock market crash that could be coming does not take down the US economy with it.

This Article Vindicates My Claim that Scarcity of Contracts and Churn Drives Up Commodity Prices

I have spoken before on this blog about the scarcity of contracts. The bankers control the contracts and the commodity can be abundant but the contracts hard to come by. I have described the trades as a churn, originating in the Square Mile of the UK, even done manually for stocks before the electronic manipulation.

Well, here is an article that explains contracts are indeed at the heart of the control of the commodity markets.

The author, Jeff Nielson, says that 50 percent of the CME contracts are simply fake. They exist to move prices one way or another. The regulators are corrupt in allowing these high speed manipulations of contracts to take place.

There exist lawsuits and expert secret witnesses to unwind this massive scam, but I would bet that the courts are corrupt as well, and I don't expect much to change in this scam of skimming profits off the top by the elite globalist cartel. Billions of phony trades are crucial to screwing mainstreet in all that we pay for building materials, gasoline, oil, and for all I know, pork bellies.

The press, and "news" plays a part in facilitating these trades. I highly recommend the following article which is a two page article touching on the points above and more. Winning trades may be unknown to the participants at each bank. But winning trades are easy to achieve.

My view is that contracts for the average investor become scarce as well, and since so many trades are fake, the average guy pays more as there is huge demand for the real contracts since they are supported by the fake ones.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Lindsey Graham Comes Out of the Closet, Finally! His Friends Are Shocked!

Senator Lindsey Graham is known as a pro Israel, pro war, senator who probably was picked on as a kid. Lindsey Graham is also the mouthy guy who said this about Republican prospects for the future:

“The demographics race we’re losing badly. We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

Well, now we have reports that Mr. Graham has come out of the closet. This has shocked his friends so much that they are afraid of the consequences!

You see, Graham has a video game complex installed in his closet. He plays games primarily focused on killing US enemies in the Middle East. One such game has to do with Iraq and Syrian foes armed with US weapons and then get out of line.

Graham said, and I quote:

"Kill 'em if you arm 'em!" 

That reminds me of the late and great Marge Schott's alleged quote about cigarettes, "smoke 'em if you got 'em".

Graham's friends are worried, because he came out of the closet the other day wild eyed, like he was in the mood for massive war in Iraq, which we broke because Yinon Zionism had a plan to break that nation back in 1982. Guess the Zionists never forget. And certainly no one could doubt that Graham is a non Jewish Zionist, supporting breaking up the middle east causing massive death as party fights party, sectarian group fights sectarian group, and innocent people are slaughtered daily or rendered homeless.

Graham obviously loves death, except for his own, of course.

I like Lindsay olives, but I am not particularly fond of Lindsey Graham. After all, he said:

"Who is a journalist is a question we need to ask ourselves." he said. "Is any blogger out there saying anything—do they deserve First Amendment protection? These are the issues of our times."
Fook you Lindsey.

That other idiot Zionist, John McCain was sitting right next to him and looked like he was going to pop a blood vessel. Well, he always looks like he is going to pop a blood vessel. At least he can be relieved that he has a daughter who says she is "strictly dickly", as I read on Business Insider.

I think that phrase came from Janet Evanovich. We men have no clue what is going on if it weren't for the wife-e reading Evanovich. Of course, McCain's daughter didn't say how many dicklies she was strict about. That could cause old McCain some aggravation. I wonder what he does in his closet? It seems that Graham and McCain are often seen together, almost as if they are "Joined at the Hip". Just kidding, I think.

But back to Lindsey Graham, you have to wonder how the state of South Carolina, admittedly stupid and beaten up by the New World Order, keeps electing such a rabid globalist. Well, since the carpet manufacturers left I guess the only industry left in that state is military bases. South Carolina has 5 military bases compared to California's 32.

But South Carolina is a much smaller state, almost 9 times smaller. 9 times 5 is 45. California is being shortchanged when it comes to military bases compared to South Carolina. Not that I give a damn.

Everyone has too many military bases. No wonder our nation is broke. But Lindsey Graham says we should have more of them!

Lindsey Graham supports gun rights, as do I, a liberal for gun rights. However, he most likely wants those guns pointed at people who are not responsible for the screwing of America, you know, like towards blacks and other victims of wealth oppression.

That is the Republican agenda of disinformation which shows that even when they stumble upon a correct political position, they can screw it up. Even JFK said some of us should be armed as responsible citizens. We bloggers keep the Grahams of the world honest, but then we shouldn't have free speech?

Maybe it is better if Lindsey Graham just stays in his closet after all. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Department of Homeland Security Is Involved in Ferguson Mo. Cuz Merica Must Be Morally Bankrupt Like Israel

That Department of Homeland Security is just everywhere. Now news reports place the Department at Ferguson, Missouri, and some say it is doing more than arming the police to the teeth. In fact, it is likely that the Department wants to foment race war.

Locals have backed off on their nightly attacks as rumor spreads among them that Homeland Security wants white people to hate blacks more than they already do.

Donald Sterling, the former LA Clipper owner, stripped of his ownership for racism has been retained as a consultant for the Department. He said that since Israel treats their blacks like hell, the Department sees nothing wrong with that policy being applied in America. We can't be better than Israel, Sterling opined.

After all, the Department of Homeland Security, formed after 9/11 by many Zionists, protects the homeland of Israel first. Since Israel is racist, the Department has felt that American values should be more racist as well. The Us versus Them mentality of the W Bush administration, where the globalists started this divisiveness in earnest, has been incorporated into policy in the Department.

After all, we can't be morally superior to the not-so-holy nation of Israel. 

It has often been said that Zionism is a multiracial cabal that exalts the racism of Israel. I don't get it but someone, somewhere, must have a rational explanation. Donald Sterling may have the answer. He likes whites, even if they aren't Jewish. That makes perfect sense, or maybe not.

The Department of Homeland Security has been accused of fomenting a hoax at Sandy Hook, and various clever murderous false flags since Obama has become president. After all, the Department didn't exist on 9/11 and didn't get the chance to be involved in the worst false flag in the history of mankind. But I bet Chertoff and the other Zionists were sticking their nose into all of that anyway.

But the Department has a dual mandate, actually two dual mandates. The first is to act as Israel's watchdog over US government activities elsewhere. The second is to actually defend the US homeland, well, sort of.

The second dual mandate is more crucial as they operate as an arm of World Net Daily, supporting White Nationalism. It has been reported that World Net Daily supports white nationalism. Jeh Johnson, appointed by Obama to run the Department after dual citizen Chertoff did his damage, is likely a figurehead. But he likes drones, so he is a company man. 

In supporting white nationalism, the Department seeks to disarm Americans. That was a miserable failure after the Sandy Hook Hoax, so the Department also wants to foment separation of the races, in an attempt to make armed whites hate blacks instead of hating the globalists who are screwing our standard of living on purpose. Homeland is our New World Order Department, and we all should be so proud of her.

Homeland Security operates on the philosophy of Marge Schott, also reportedly racist in her day. She said if ya got em, smoke em or something to that effect. Well, since Homeland can't get rid of guns their policy is, if you got em, point em away from us and toward the black people. 

We know that Chuck Hagel, Secretary of Defense, warned Obama against rogue elements in the Pentagon who work for the New World Order, ie Israel and its globalist friends. Well, the Defense Department is nothing compared to the Department of Homeland Security that is just rogue, through and through.

We are screwed, America, but at least we can have a good laugh over it. Its not like we can do anything about it. Maybe Obama could bomb Tel Aviv and the Square Mile, seat of all financial mischief, but if you destroy one ant hill, the ants will just congregate in a lot of smaller hills.

We need more Chuck Hagels, to keep things honest. The Republicans hate his kind, though, as they are more pro Zionist and war prone, than even the Zionist Democrats are.  We can't wait for the next time Homeland Security pops up its ugly head. I hope it is a hoax and people don't die, but there are no guarantees.

Ok I will come clean, I was kidding about World Net Daily. There is a NWO connection with them but they haven't explained it to me in detail.

This is my darkest satirical article, because Chertoff was such a dark figure, totally untrustworthy as a US government official.

No one knows, as of the writing of this article, about how Ferguson will turn out. We hope for peace and justice.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

The Keystone Cops of Ferguson, Missouri and the Racism That Results

Tragedy makes it difficult to find humor. We know that the parents and relatives of Michael Brown  will never get over the loss of their child, who was left on the ground like a bag of refuse. But the way that the Ferguson, Missouri police have handled the situation is Keystone Cop-like.

We have to laugh at something. Maybe we should laugh at the bumbling ineptitude of it all.

First, officer Wilson knew about the robbery at the convenience store, where Brown took some cigars. Then Wilson didn't know about the robbery. Then he did. Well, what the frick? Get your stories straight. Who in the force was responsible for this bumbling? Well, innocent until proven guilty, I always say.

Don't we wish we had video, but these bumbling keystone cops didn't need video proof of their actions. The department apparently didn't have them working on purpose. Sneaky cops, and it has proven that the use of these videos lowers crime and confrontation. Fancy that.

Turns out, failure to get your stories straight looks like funny stuff, but breeds serious mistrust. You can understand that can't you, Ferguson PD? I remember the original Keystone cops. But their bumbling was slapstick humor at its finest. Maybe you cops have never been laughed at like the Keystone Cops. But you fit the bill, as Keystone Cops, or Kops, have come to represent ineptitude. Let's all have a good laugh at the Ferguson Cops. Ha, ha, ha.

Then these cops are dressed down like soldiers. I like that soldier look, and you know it is sexy girls, but not against our own citizens. It just doesn't seem right you know? It just seems UnAmerican. Whose idea was it to arm civilian police officers to the 9s? Well, seems that our military has a lot of surplus gear. And it makes its way, cheap, to police forces around the country.

It almost makes you think that our government doesn't trust us! Why not? What have we done? Lots of children have died due to these juiced up break ins, with cops armed to the teeth feeling their oats. Sometimes they even get the address wrong? It isn't ok, copsters.

It must be a brave thing to shoot a child. I'll pass, thank you.

Just remember, the New World Order is playing on racism and wants all us whiteys (sorry, the word does not offend me when I use it) to hate all the black people. If our hearts are filled with hate for blacks, we can't hate the bankers (sters) and the neocon warmongers who have caused the poverty we see in America. Damn, what a clever idea!

White people forget that white soldiers looted the City of San Francisco in the 1906 earthquake, when they were sent to keep order. White people are capable of looting! There has been white looting everywhere in the world, and the richest whites have been the biggest looters, in a white collar sort of way!

Again, I am using the word "Whitey", because I am white and have a right to use the damn word. Whitey is just so brainwashed for the most part. I am here to help you guys escape the dungeons of your own minds. It isn't your fault you are brainwashed, because the propaganda press wants to keep you that way.

You whiteys need to think, although I know many of you are captured by the main stream press. Think about how it is the big boys who are destroying your standard of living and the standard of living of your children. It isn't black people doing this. Ever think that far on your own? I want white guys to comment and tell me they understand me because I am losing confidence in us!

God, we have a lot of stupid white people in this country. We really do. Most of us have no clue there is a New World Order. Most only like the racist propaganda coming from NWO rags like World Net Daily. WND says it is not racist, but as has said, it appears to be promoting a white nationalism. It is my opinion that WND is doing this as well. The proof may be in many inflamed headlines that are just unnecessary.

And the guy, the owner of WND, Joseph Farah, is a Christian Zionist New World Order fanatic, IMO, promoting white nationalism! There is something wrong with that picture. He is elite. Why would he do this evil deed? He needs to come over and explain himself to all of us whiteys. He is not our friend, I can guarantee you that.

Don't get me wrong, Joseph has a really nice smile. Most people would like him. But, his website has disturbing elements that he can explain if he wants. I have emailed him several times to no avail. Maybe I will tell him I like his smile. Think that would help?

Now don't misunderstand me White Boys and Girls. Don't you dare go around saying to your friends that we have to hate Jews as a race. That is just wrong. No satire here. I am serious about this. That is no better than hating blacks. I oppose all racism and racial superiority.

Shame on you if any of you do that. Zionist globalism is a multiracial elite cabal that tolerates Israel's racism. Don't ask me why. I don't have the answer.

Many Jews hate this New World Order, too! I know some of them. And many non Jews help the New World Order be stronger, like Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin and others.

I bet you white boys and girls didn't know that Sarah Palin and Mayor Bloomberg are sponsored by the same bigger banksters, the Rothschilds and Rockefellers. Palin is sponsored by Kissinger, long time NWO advocate and stooge of the Rockefellers. She is also sponsored by Lady Lynn Rothschild, married into the richest family in the world.

Creepy Sarah, Lady's maid, what would we do without you? Both political parties are into helping the globalists on this or that issue. Sometimes they even seem opposed, like on the issue of gun rights. But they aren't. Think of it this way. Most of the Democrats want your guns, most of the Republicans want you to point your guns at the wrong people. They both work for the same New World Order masters.

What do ya think about those beans, white boys? Kind of stinky when you eat them now, aren't they? Hard to swallow too. Look how much you didn't know and need to learn!

And all this is exposed because a guy with a gun and a badge shot an unarmed black man repeatedly, perhaps by not so close range. He deserves a fair trial but we deserved him wearing a camera. Hopefully, America will learn not to hate, but the propaganda news outlets may not let the truth prevail. That sucks, America. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Gary Anderson's Not So Nice Awards Honor Evil Globalists Both at Home and Abroad

Globalists are just not nice. It is in that spirit of frivolity that I offer to you the biannual Gary Anderson's Not So Nice Awards for 2013-2014. The Not So Nice Awards are deserved, earned by carefully failing to be nice when it counts.

There are a few categories, so check out the winners!

Hypocrisy Award goes to: Rachel Maddow. Here is a woman who believes in social justice, just not in Israel. You can't be a globalist if you want social justice everywhere, but she wants it in most places, just not in Israel, and that is just hypocritical! Just speak out about the apartheid Rachel! You seem like a nice lady, Rachel, so quit disappointing me. When we say anti Zionism, Rachel, don't think it is anti Semitism! Speak out about the injustice towards the children of Gaza. And Rachel, you want to disarm Americans. That is so Zionist of you!
Be nice, Rachel!

Honorable mention goes President Obama, who likes Israel way too much for a black guy. But then, so do Thomas Sowell and Allen West. You just can't be black and support a racist, apartheid nation. It just isn't right. It isn't right for anyone, but when your people have been oppressed by racism, you just must reject the racists.
Be nice, black Republican politicians and Democrat politicians! 

Racist Award goes to: Sarah Palin, who accused President Obama of "shuck and Jive" and called him lazy. Then she accused Obama of playing a race card. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Palin is sponsored by Lady Lynn de Rothschild, and is a puppet on a string leading to immense wealth and a reckless world view. What a misfit is this child of Rothschild. And Sarah, you don't want to disarm Americans, but you want them to point their guns at other races and let the Zionists fade into the background.
Be nice, Sarah Palin!

War award goes to: CNN. It was close, because MSNBC and Fox were lusting after war this year as well. But CNN wanted war with Syria, and now that is an impossible mess, spinning off into Iraq with the Caliphate. CNN wanted to bomb the chemical weapons and wanted Israel to hit the Palestinians hard. And CNN even wanted us to fly to Israel for a vacation as sirens went off warning us to go to the nearest bomb shelter. Lol, that is funny.
Be nice, CNN! 

Good Grief Government Award goes to: Richard Cheney, who warned of a massive nuclear attack and said he would form a "government in waiting". I bet he can't wait, too! Let's hope that his warning of a false flag like the last one he did on 9/11/2001 does not come to pass. He is a madman. I am in awe of his grit and determination for killing Americans. You have to hand it to him.
Be nice, Cheney!

Baloney Award goes to: Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh said Robin Williams killed himself because he was a leftist. But should we then blame Limbaugh's drug use on the fact that he is a rightist? What a disturbing idiot, this Limbaugh really is. Does he know what he says or what goes on from one day to the next, or one year to the next? Rush agreed with a caller who said if Israel goes down, we are next. Personally, I would take my chances. I often think that because Israel exists, we are in more danger!
Be nice, Rush!

Reluctant Zionist Award goes to: Barack Obama. Don't be fooled, Obama is a Zionist. No, he is not a Muslim, he is a globalist Zionist. But he is a reluctant Zionist, since he doesn't want to blow up Iran or move fast enough for the elite Zionists in Israel. They want the US to fight with boots on the ground in the middle east until God judges their sorry atheistic asses on the Last Day. Obama did a little warring for the cabal, but his heart isn't in it. He still lets them screw us financially. He facilitates the skimmers of big finance. Enjoy your next gasoline bill or food bill.
Be nicer, Barack!

The Financial Zionist Screwing Us Award goes to: Tie Jeb Bush and Rahm Emanuel. As these guys and their wealthy backers badmouth the public school teachers, who do a mighty fine job, IMO, and they use that bad publicity to push for charter schools. These schools are big money makers and give the rich big tax breaks. They boot bad students out, which pads their teaching stats, since the public school teachers are stuck with the bad students. Greed is not limited to one political party, no siree.
Be nice Jeb and Rahm!

Closet Neocon Award goes to: John McCain. Hell, this guy would have us fighting in Vietnam to this very day. He is war without end, and just needs to admit that he is a neocon, a Zionist. Nobody, but nobody, wants more war than McCain, unless it is those unnamed  fellows who want a first strike against Russia, deluding themselves into the thought that we could win that nuclear war. Yeah. Does McCain believe this?

"Today, for the first time in almost 50 years, the United States stands on the verge of attaining nuclear primacy," wrote Keir A. Lieber and Daryl G. Press. "It will probably soon be possible for the United States to destroy the long-range nuclear arsenals of Russia or China with a first strike." 

What if these idiots are wrong? Or even if they are right, how many US cities will be sacrificed? This is getting serious, crazy neocons. McCain you wild eyed POS, er I mean POW, come to your senses!
Be nice, John McCain!

International Zionist Award goes to: The Ukraine Government. The Ukraine government is a child of the neocons. Neocons backed the revolutionaries with billions of dollars. Isn't it wonderful that they took over, that people were killed, that MH 17 was shot down, that other aircraft were shot down and all because America paid for it? Aren't you readers thrilled? I know I am.
Be nice, Ukraine Government!

Lifetime achievement awards are presented as follows:

The Atheist Zionist Award goes to: David Ben-Gurion, who reveled in his atheism. He was the ultimate globalist, who wanted the law of Israel, the non inspired Talmud, spread throughout the nations, even though he was an atheist. The Talmud is racist. So, now you get it folks? What a guy was this Ben-Gurion!

The 9/11 Destruction Award goes to: Dov Zakheim for his alleged raiding of the US defense department of trillions of dollars, for his work with a company that built remote control planes, for his writing on the PNAC website, that a new Pearl Harbor would be needed to gain faster entrance into the middle east. Dov is not a lovey dovey guy, and to think they put a dual citizen in charge of Pentagon money. 

The New World Order in History Award goes to: Cecil Rhodes, whose tireless efforts to establish a New World Order was rewarded with vast wealth before he passed and a scholarship named after him, which brilliant students being initiated into the elite world order seek to gain. 


This is my closing jingle:

Be nice Zionists, be nice.
You left the religious Jews in Germany to face death and escaped to Israel. You took all the money.
Not nice.
You were atheists from the beginning, and you appeal to a claim 2000 years old based on the Bible.
Not nice.  
Non Jewish Zionists are on your side.  They made your ideas successful: Cheney, Balfour and LBJ.
Not nice
You planned relocation of the native population in 1895 and carried it out in Palestine, with Plan Dalet.
Not nice.
Be nice Zionists, be nice.

Crap, I tried to write humor here, and there is a little, but what is funny about the New World Order?

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Here is my list of non Jewish Zionist globalists and I am sure there are many more. See if you agree with my opinion:

Monday, August 18, 2014

Famous Political Pundit A.B.Stoddard Wants a POTUS with a High Sperm Count. This Means War!

The Hill's chief editor and well known political pundit, A.B Stoddard has accused the current POTUS, Barack Obama, of impotence. She must have spies in the medical field or perhaps she is assuming he is impotent because he smokes.

I first thought that her desire for a potent president had to do with sperm count, but perhaps she is talking about erectile dysfunction. Which is it A.B? This is indeed crucial information we need to know for the political debate we are having.

With the US considering first strike capability, so that we can bomb Russia before they unleash their thousands of nukes, we would need a president who could shoot a lot of missiles, if you know what I mean. We don't want an impotent president who can't shoot missiles, for crying out loud!

A.B., kudos to you for wanting to blow up the whole damn world. For that to happen we need a president who can shoot plenty of sperm, in the attempt to impregnate Russian cities with complete and utter destruction. I will speak about Utters later, or maybe Udders.

And A.B, certainly you can't have erectile dysfunction or the missiles will go every which way. God forbid they would accidentally nuke the Square Mile, seat of all financial fraud and deceit. London doesn't deserve a president who cannot shoot straight and powerful missiles that could at least clear the UK!

So, Ms. Stoddard, if you want a manly president because you accept the concept of first strike, you need to tell us. Why else would you brand Obama impotent? Doesn't he carry a "big stick" and speak softly? Isn't that what you want in a man? Obama may be the one for you after all.

You don't really want world destruction based on the flimsy claim that we could win a nuclear war with Russia do you? I certainly hope not. Please don't throw around this potent and impotent argument anymore, because the ultimate potent shooter will have us all killed.

Disclaimer: This article is satirical, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify claims of this article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some Claims are fiction.

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Dominionist Governor Rick Perry Acknowledges Abuse of Power Allowing Austin to Secede from Texas

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Dominionist Governor Rick Perry Acknowledges Abuse of Power Allowing Austin to Secede from Texas

Rick Perry, well known Dominionist, acknowledged his abuse of power in tears today as he signed an executive order permitting Austin, Texas and the whole of Travis County to be set free from the conservative hell hole known as Texas. The liberal county was cut loose and may seek to form the 51st state.

Perry is known for his Dominionism, which teaches that Christ can't empower the gospel without government aid and assistance. Dominionists like to make government into a church, which has proven to be a disaster over the years, while cutting off food stamps to as many people as possible.

This obvious abuse of power makes his attempt to cut off funds to the judicial system in their pursuit of justice look like a Tea Party. Well, not the Tea Party. Let's just say it makes the attempt to cut off judicial funds look like a party.

Perry recently sported the Russell Westbrook dark rim glasses look and was injured when a descendent of Curly Joe, or maybe it was Moe, poked him in both eyes through the lensless rims.

Perry felt that the dark rims would make him look a little smarter, noting that "Russell Westbrook looks like a genius and our state is proud of the OKC Thunder and the attention that team brings to Texas."

Perry made no claims that the rims would make him look that much smarter as he feels he has gotten away with sub average intelligence for years, relying on red neck idiots to keep him in power. He acknowledges that he is smarter than they are and that is all that matters.

He does feel some sorrow in letting Travis County go, because he looks to the Texas Chainsaw Massacres as proof that guns don't kill people, chainsaws do. Losing that state history does give Governor Perry regret.

Perry also will bid goodbye to gays in the state who he likes privately if not publicly. 

Perry decided on the drastic course of action to let Austin secede so that the lawsuit about the judicial system he was trying to undermine would not drag out to the elections. He wants to become the second Texan to bomb buildings in the US and kill US citizens and can only do that by winning the presidency.

In the meantime, Perry will browbeat 9/11 Truthers because he wants his party to escape the shame it deserves, potentially rendering it obsolete like the Whigs. He is a known Zionist as well, according to the Washington Post.

Perry is hoping that his support of Israel would permit Texas to become the first state of Israel, post Texas secession. It really isn't necessary, because revelations of Israel raiding the US defense department over the years reveals that the entire United States is Israel's first state.

But thanks anyway, Rick! 

For a serious look at Republican failings, although my satire blasts Democrats as well, check out the ebook Dirty Dirty Republicans on Amazon

Disclaimer, I am somewhat liberal but support gun rights because I don't trust the globalists and I don't want to be killed by a chainsaw. This article is satirical, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify claims of this article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims here are fiction and the following satire articles by me also have premises that are either fictional or wildly exaggerated. This is my first satirical article and it has been great fun.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

JFK Assassination Discrepancies from a Great Article at

 The article says it like it is, public mistrust in government began with the assassination of President John F Kennedy. He was a beloved president, and was the last sovereign nation president, as all since have been forced to serve the New World Order of multiracial Zionists and their favorite, Israel.

It is well known that JFK opposed the nuclear program of Israel, rejected the false flag of Operation Northwoods, refused to overthrow Cuba for special interests, wanted to end the Vietnam War, wanted to issue currency separate from the Federal Reserve, and wanted to free America from foreign domination.

All of those goals were crushed by LBJ, the CIA, Israel and the real powers in Washington DC, the dark side of American politics.

See also this link to the continuing abuse of America, as I believe it is a direct fallout from the assassination of JFK:

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Malaysia Reports Lying USA Knows MH 17 Was Hit by Air Missile, not by Ground Fire. Propaganda Isn't Corrected

The USA bought and paid for media has failed to report that US analysts believe MH17 was shot down by air power, an air to air missile, not by ground fire. This likely exonerates the Russian backed rebels! One source from Canada has Ukrainian machine gun fire from a government controlled plane. Dreadful news!

If this is true it isn't being reported and it isn't being fixed with the public. This media is a wicked propaganda machine, and the USA has some explaining to do to the public.

Not correcting the propaganda means our news media is not really a news media. It is a propaganda media. It is a disgrace.

Here are some articles, with the first one being from Malaysia. The second is Ron Paul stating that the US is being quiet because they know the truth and it doesn't fit the picture our corrupt government wants to paint. The third discusses the machine gun fire.

Zionism Has Nothing to do With Judaism Holocaust Survivor Dr. Hajo Meyer

 A holocaust survivor, Dr. Hajo Meyer, confirms my view, that Zionism is not Judaism. His arguments are interesting and ring true. While I believe the greater multiracial Zionist movement worldwide seeks to weaken all nation states except Israel, Meyer says Israel was formed with a super-nationalism in mind. He said:

[In my view] this ethical tradition is absolutely contrary to everything which is at the basis of Zionism. Because Zionism was created… at the end of the 19th Century, and in that era it was commonplace to be colonialist, to be racist, to be super-nationalist, to adore the nation-state–so the idea of France for the French, Germany for the Germanics, and then some state for the Jews. This all formed the basis for Zionism.
Zionism and Judaism are contrary to each other. Because Judaism is universal and humane, and Zionism is exactly the opposite. It is very narrow, very nationalistic, racist, colonialist, and all this. There is no “National Judaism.” There is Zionism and there is Judaism, and they are completely different.
[Zionism] has nothing to do with Judaism. Because Judaism, as I learned it– the Reform Movement–  is highly, highly ethical. And so, you cannot connect Zionism with “highly ethical.” Inter-human ethics is a product of evolution. So we have a center in our brain that gives us the feeling of empathy so if we see someone suffer we get the impulse, “Can I help you?”
That is a very important insight that I saw in Auschwitz—that if a dominant group wants to dehumanize others, so as the Nazis wanted to dehumanize me, this dominant group must first be dehumanized in a way themselves by diminishing their empathy due to propaganda and indoctrination to enable them to be as cruel as some were. But the same holds nowadays for [Israel's propaganda and dehumanization].


Friday, August 8, 2014

The FDIC Rejected All 11 Largest Banks' Living Wills for Unwinding in a Financial Crisis

T he FDIC Rejected All 11 Largest Banks' Living Wills for Unwinding in a Financial Crisis. Not one of these banks showed the FDIC anything that would keep the US government from having to bail their sorry asses out.

Thomas Hoenig, Vice Chairman of the FDIC said:

  “Despite the thousands of pages of material these firms submitted, the plans provide no credible or clear path through bankruptcy that doesn't require unrealistic assumptions and direct or indirect public support.”
The first round of living wills was rejected and now the second round of all 11 Too Big To Fail banks have been rejected.

The concern is that the complexity of these banks will make it hard to get international control. For example, the US law cannot touch some offshore financial instruments like Derivatives. But the international banks don't want to be able to fail. They want to remain too big to fail.

Perhaps Koenig is playing a futile game of whack-a-mole with these banks. We will see going forward.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Even Haaretz Admits to the 1948 Ethnic Cleansing of the Palestinians

Haaretz, a paper respected in Israel, but with a small sense of justice, admits to the ethnic cleansing of the Palestinians in 1968 where at least 600,000 Palestinians were brutally removed, or intimidated into leaving Palestine and their homes.

Haaretz is no stranger to ethnic cleansing, having hired Oded Yinon, the Zionist who plainly mapped out regime change and banishment of the Palestinians.Haaretz acts as a conscience to seared consciences who lead Israel. So, basically, Haaretz helps the rest of us unravel the unstoppable march to injustice that the Zionist state aspires to.

In this article, written in 2011, Haaretz points out that this ethnic cleansing is really still with us, meaning it is the continuing policy of the Israeli government with USA government consent! This is criminal and just makes my blood boil. No race should be treated in this fashion. but the Palestinians are subject to substandard living and opportunity daily.

And it is policy, people!

This could explain the brutal war that is going on now, with a tenuous cease fire, in the Gaza Strip. Indeed, the brutal bombing of homes and killing of children is unpresidented, even for the Israelis. It is like whatever was holding them back is no longer doing so.

But here is the deal, Palestinians have as much right of return as the Jewish people, although I don't know why either would want to go to such a depressing place. And it will never happen, that the Israelis, who are not a holy nation as you can tell, would ever divert from their plan of booting the Palestinians out. That remains their goal, and we should be clear about it.

And Haaretz forgets the terrorism all too quickly when refusing to recognize Hamas. I guess one terrorist cult can't recognize the leaders of an oppressed people. That is shameful, Haaretz, as you continue your schizophrenic ways. 

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Here Is a Small List of Non Jewish Zionists from the US and UK. Virtually All Races Are Included

Update: Research from Israeli sources has shown that most Jews in Israel and among the financial elite are quite possibly not descendents of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob! Therefore, these Khazar people are very warlike and may not be Hebrews at all.

More research could be done on this subject.We know many Jews are descendants of the Patriarchs and the even the Levitical priesthood.

But the Khazars converted to Judaism historically. The descendants that are in Israel certainly have no clue about the different between Judaism and Zionism and they ignore important teachings of Judaism.

But I digress. So, all Zionists are not Jews as the list below shows. And many Jews oppose Zionism like Jewish Voice for Peace and the True Torah Jews. True Torah Jews agree with New Covenant Christians that Zionism is fake. Indeed, any Zion founded by anyone other than the Messiah is fake. David Ben-Gurion was no Messiah and was a self avowed atheist to boot!

 Here are non Jews who are Zionists, in my opinion. Some are even of Muslim descent. They seek US world domination, or maybe just want a fat paycheck. They do follow the money.

All government officials who support giving aid to Israel economically or militarily except for humanitarian aid, are Zionists, until Palestinians have a state. Then Israel should be treated no differently than any other "ally" in the Middle East.

[Update: Since it has been revealed that Israel has targeted children on purpose in Gaza per reporting of an eyewitness, Chris Hedges, the US should distance itself from Israel, not wanting an enemy but not counting Israel as a friend.] 

But here is a short list of the very prominent  without naming every senator, etc.:

Rockefellers (Some say they have some Jewish roots. But I still see them as descending from persecuted Jesuits.)

Vatican/Jesuits (Vatican called for new financial order in 2012. Difficult to assess the Jesuits and prove their commitment to globalization because they are very secret.)

Protestant Friends of Presidents, Like Billy Graham and other "Christian" Zionists (There is a lot of proof that these "Christian" Zionists which are not really Christians, have strong globalist ties.)

Obamas (Obama is a reluctant Zionist)
J. Edgar Hoover
Sarah Palin
Glenn Beck
Donald Trump
Cecil Rhodes (Rhodes Scholarship named after him)
James Balfour (Balfour Declaration)
Lyndon Baines Johnson (Killed JFK for big oil and Israel)
Condi Rice
Jeb Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
James Woolsey
Patrick Clawson
Fareed Zakaria
Christiane Amanpour
Thomas Sowell
Anderson Cooper
Thomas Kean
Alan Keyes
Herman Cain
Lindsey Graham
John McCain
Phil Gramm
Lou Dobbs
Tim Geithner
Rupert Murdoch
Brit Hume
Diane Sawyer
Piers Morgan
Erin Burnett
Brian Williams
L. Paul Bremer
General David Petraeus
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Donald Lemon
Michelle Malkin
And many of the "Jewish" Khazars could be included on this list after more research.