Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Anglo Zionist Empire Is at War with Russia

Below is a link to a very important article. I suggest everyone read it. While it is a bit long it sums up most of what I believe. The only thing I disagree with is that Putin is trying to undermine the Anglo Zionist Empire. I believe Putin is trying to make it irrelevant to Russia, economically.

The author shares my concern that the neocons want confrontation and possible nuclear with with Russia, no matter what the danger, no matter what the cost. Let us hope they don't get what they want, or think they want.          


Saturday, September 27, 2014

Russia Finds Trillions of Dollars of Oil Just When Exxon Is Forced Out by USA

Russia has found trillions of dollars of oil in the Kara Sea, a find bigger than the Gulf of Mexico. This great potential wealth was not lost on President Obama, who said:

They get all the luck. It is like our nation is under a curse. First we have a deadbeat Ukraine. Why did we pay money for a deadbeat government that won't even go with the EU plan for natural gas? Now we have Russia getting richer and richer and Exxon is being squeezed out.

Too bad I have to go with the Zionist globalist policy of victory over Russia or regime change, whichever comes first! We can't make our own decisions anymore and it sucks! Putin is like a teflon don, and America wants to depose that guy? I thought it was a bad idea but Cheney has my back against the wall.
Now that Russia has all this oil, I need to get Cheney to allow more alternative energy. He probably won't as he has investments in Genie Energy in the Golan Heights, courtesy of Israel. He is just waiting on Syria to fall apart to collect on this windfall, along with Murdoch and Rothschild.

Obama is concerned that Ukraine is just another welfare state, and that we will have to pay to keep them warm while we are freezing our own citizens, cutting heating aid and food stamps. Obama doesn't like it but he knows Cheney is in charge.

The CEO of Exxon is upset. He knows this is the find of a lifetime. He  knows that he should ignore Obama and the globalists. Energy companies don't like globalization when it involves not going global. Since the neocons want weird globalization, with restrictions on Russia, the energy companies think they are wacko. But they have the power in politics. Exxon is assessing the situation to see what the company can get away with.

After all, Exxon says, "oil companies are people too!"

Rosneft, the beleaguered oil company subject to western sanctions is the big winner in this oil find.  Reuters had a headline:  Rosneft struggles to grow as sanctions hit Russia's oil champion. Lol, that headline looks to be pretty lame and we know it was issued by the globalists, as Reuters is a propaganda arm of the globalists. 

The CEO of Rosneft said:

We hit the jackpot peoples of the world! We are bigger than Exxon and everyone else now. The US can only hope we let Exxon back in to help us. We really shouldn't, but we have a hammer to hold over the head of the Americans now. We speak quietly and carry a big hammer. We dropped the sickle but we still have the hammer. Yeah!

It was noted that Cheney had an oil wet dream over the Rosneft discovery as nothing oozes out of that man's body that isn't the consistency of light sweet crude.  He had a maid change the bed sheets as his family is repulsed, and they are oil people too!

We asked what part of Cheney's body caused the light sweet discharge but were met with a firm, "no comment"!

After all, Cheney believed in Peak Oil, the notion that the world would run out of oil. That was part of his motive for the 9/11 conspiracy and for the invasion of Iraq, besides, of course, the Yinon Zionism doctrine that everyone should research (it is online). But now we see there is plenty of oil in the world! 

Russia is taking all this oil in the Arctic seriously, developing a crack unit of paratroopers who will be part of a special forces brigade to keep the globalists from stealing the oil. Putin said that no one knows winter like the Russians. But the Ukrainians one day will if they keep missing their natural gas payments.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Things FDR Said Which Proves His Greatness in Supporting a Sovereign America

FDR was a great man. He was badmouthed recently by the elite who wanted to deregulate business and banking. He was hated by them. FDR put the sovereignty of the nation ahead of the power of big money. He said these things:

"The money changers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We may now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply social values more noble than mere monetary profit."
First Inaugural Address (4 March 1933).
"In my Inaugural I laid down the simple proposition that nobody is going to starve in this country. It seems to me to be equally plain that no business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country. By "business" I mean the whole of commerce as well as the whole of industry; by workers I mean all workers, the white collar class as well as the men in overalls; and by living wages I mean more than a bare subsistence level-I mean the wages of decent living."
"We had to struggle with the old enemies of peace—business and financial monopoly, speculation, reckless banking, class antagonism, sectionalism, war profiteering. They had begun to consider the Government of the United States as a mere appendage to their own affairs. We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob. Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me—and I welcome their hatred."

Gary here: FDR said class warfare came from the top, and that war profiteering and financial speculation caused the elite to believe that the US government was merely an appendage to their own affairs. FDR viewed organized money as being as dangerous as an organized mob. He was a great American.


Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Nevada Supreme Court Forces US Bank CEO to Bend Over and Take It in the Shorts

The Nevada Supreme Court forced the US Bank CEO, Richard K. Davis, to grab his ankles and take it in the shorts in a ruling made recently in the case of SFR Investments, an investment group.

SFR had said that Nevada law allowed it to foreclose on a property by purchasing the HOA lien after 9 months of non payment of HOA dues. The example case was where SFR bought a property in posh Southern Highlands for $6,000 at an HOA auction, plus back taxes, etc. According to Nevada law, this voided US Bank's 885 THOUSAND  DOLLAR first mortgage.

The bank argued that this decision would force the bankers to quit lending in Nevada. Lol. Well, obviously that wasn't the case, because you can't qualify anywhere, in any state! And besides, banks still lend here to well healed borrowers.

And as to the fairness of the decision, well, the Nevada Supreme Court said that it didn't feel sorry for US Bank, as

the inequity US Bank Decries is thus of its own making....

After I got up from rolling on the ground in laughter, I realized that getting properties back into circulation is protective of the values and is fair to the other HOA members, who would possibly have to pay the difference because US Bank was either too greedy or too lazy or too stupid to pay the HOA fees on a monthly basis.

US Bank has a code of ethics, and certainly they say they abide by them and are an ethical bank. But bully banks who don't pay their HOA's in the great state of Nevada can reap the consequences.

Interesting that the code of ethics means doing the right thing by the communities US Bank is located in, as well as doing the right thing by customers, etc. Tell us oh wise bank how it is that screwing an HOA is good community ethics?

You pitiful bank. No one feels sorry for you. Mr Davis, you should bite the big one and step down. Davis said:

We can screw HOA's in other states, and we thought we could get away with it in Nevada as well. These country bumpkins are smarter than we thought. This episode has become our story, and we wish it would be forgotten quickly. We have bigger fish to fry.
While we appreciate the fact that US Bank is not as arrogant as the Too Big to Fail Banks, this court case exposes arrogance. We aim to fight the arrogance because it isn't proper in a caring society. And that is what we should, at least, strive for.

And we also like credit unions any day, over a bank in this economic environment but I endorse no banks or credit unions because they all could hurt you financially if they get desperate enough. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Traitor Snowden Exposes Traitor NSA as Private Citizen Conversations Are Passed to Israel

In a race to determine who is the biggest traitor, Edward Snowden revealed that NSA passed private citizen conversations among US citizens to Israel.

We all thought Snowden was the ultimate traitor, but NSA is leading by a stinky armpit. This revelation of NSA passing secret conversations by Americans to Israel is right up there with the Defense Department not telling the POTUS that they were giving surplus arms to Israel at a discount.

In related news, Gary Anderson, who has long thought America was nearly a state and certainly a lackey of Israel, has been chosen for the I Found You Out Award. It is presented in the basement of the White House.

Gary, this author, is pondering whether to go. There is no press at the ceremony and he doesn't want to be subject to a free beating. He thinks dual Israel citizens, who dominate the White House Staff, well versed in Karate, will present the award.

This award means a lot to the author. It proves that truth can be acknowledged, but only if just a few people know about it!

It is comforting to know that only Arab US citizens were subject to this abuse. It proves what I have believed all along, it is who you know or don't know that matters in America.

In related news, Israel says that these conversations help them to stop free speech in Gaza. An Israeli spokesman said, "we can terrorize the relatives of US citizens and that has always been fun for us."

The spokesman went on to say that knowing sexual orientations and flings, money problems and medical conditions allow Israel to play god in a truly perverse way. "It is just so dirty, you know, dirty fun for our intelligence people who get bored easily," the Israel spokesman said.

The Israeli spokesman went on to speak rather candidly:

"The Israeli intelligence was busy with 9/11, working with the CIA to bring down the buildings and substitute the remote control planes Zakheim was working on when some say he stole 2 trillion dollars from the Pentagon. They had sporadic work with the Obama shootings and hoaxes. But face it, the Yinon Plan for regime change that the Neocons put into action is working so well that the Mossad hardly has to blow anything up or spy much at all anymore. So they like messing with the Palestinians and it is perfectly kosher. You should see what happens when their wives find out. Oy vey!"  

One question: If ISIS attacks, and that is unlikely, will all Arabs be subject to internment camps like the Japanese Americans? I knew one of those Japanese American Patriots, and he was a pharmacist. What was America thinking? And since this war will never end, as Yinon Zionism prescribes to all regime change wars, will Arab-American citizens end up being locked up forever?

And what is America thinking by subjecting citizens to the crapola big ears of Israel! The NSA is the NSATAPO.

It is just traitorous to send US Citizen info to Israelis without even listening to the conversation itself. What a crap organization is this NSA. Nobody could be a bigger traitor to American values than the NSA.

Wake up America. Israel has too much power over the USA. Already this article has been buried in our traitorous pro-Israeli media. Maybe Snowden is not as big a traitor as we think!

Update:  While this was satire, in truth, some Israeli soldiers assigned to be spies, refused to spy on the Palestinians to gain this petty information on them. Netanyahu had the 43 soldiers fired on Monday, 1/26/2015. The soldiers acted like heroes, and Netanyahu acted, well, like Netanyahu.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Israeli Football Logo Featuring ‘Fightin’ Palestinians’ | Political Vel Craft

Israeli Football Logo Featuring ‘Fightin’ Palestinians’ | Political Vel Craft

This is awesome and funny satire, and it totally rejects the idiocy and illegitimacy of the Israeli stand against the Palestinians.  Too bad more people can't read this great article.

Adrian Peterson Is Suspended While Tony Stewart Still Races

Tony Stewart is alleged to have killed a man and he is racing. Adrian Peterson spanked his son with a non lethal switch and is suspended from football.

Well, this is just racist. There is no other explanation. Tony Stewart's sponsors say, innocent until proven guilty. In the mean time he races.

But a black guy from the NFL, who doesn't spare the rod, is suspended? Something is very wrong here. We have a globalist press. They, along with the corporate controllers of thought and action, decided to let Tony Stewart race, which he should be allowed to do until proven guilty in a court of law, and decided to put pressure on the NFL to suspend Peterson.

This behavior is wrong, folks. As Reggie Bush said, it is wrong and disciplining a child is not inherently bad. That is fact.

We need to take a long and hard look at our leadership in this nation. Even though half of gun owners are liberal, the globalists want to disarm them as well. We need to stand up for our rights.

Most likely Peterson will be sent to a diversion program and he will not even go to court, unless the powers that be want to make an example out of him. We will be watching this unfold.

As for Tony Stewart, if he is found guilty at a trial that has not even been determined, then he will have to suffer consequences. But as of now, NASCAR seems to have a different take on personal liberty than does the NFL and the cowardly sponsors there.

Update: Tony Stewart is an independent contractor, like a golfer, as I understand it. The NFL player is a contract slave, albeit a rich one. But due process should still apply. We should follow NASCAR's actions if Tony Stewart is charged, but know this, we have video evidence of that incident as well. And still, I support due process!

Remember that the advocates are all out there wanting someone fired before guilt or innocence can be determined. That is WRONG. 

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

▶ Ambrose Evans-Pritchard - 'America more financially powerful'

Evans-Pritchard speaks of jubilee, and of the carry trade unwinding, with hot money leaving the developing world in shambles once interest rates rise. Interesting conversation about the stupidity of the Euro as a currency is worth watching. China is slowing, and that could impact the world adversely.

America now has the power to really hurt Russia, he says. But will Putin make us pay? That remains to be seen.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Sarah Palin Forgets Her Gods Are the Rothschilds, Vows to Bury Kabbalah Power

We can't forget Sarah Palin's famous words, reported throughout media, "Don't You Know Who I Am?" Of course one of Palin's insiders has reworded the quote to mean something less arrogant and foolish. Can we believe her? It doesn't really matter.

Apparently Palin has grown so big for her britches that she wants to take on Kabbalah. She was unable to merge her Dominionist beliefs with Kabbalah and Zionism. She wants Americans, not Israel, to take over the world.

She wanted to take over a party in Alaska, and was she punching out people like the Daily Kos said? I don't know, but she could totally take over the world if given the chance! Can you imagine Palin wielding nukes with a hand on the button?

Caught between a rock and a hard place, NWO Lady Lynn Rothschild decided the woman was just too crazy to continue supporting Palin. The Rothschilds and their friends, the Rockefellers, and other wealthiest of families, control the world through Kabbalah, and Zionism and massive hidden wealth.

Palin's rift with Lady Lynn means we may fight a nuclear war for ourselves and not for Israel. What a relief!

Now, before this war gets underway, I want to make one thing clear, I support separation of church and state. I don't believe Kabbalah and the Zionist dominance in the world can be replaced by another sacral religion, Dominionism. That is just stupid. What we have is insane and Dominionism is just as insane. All sacralism, or state religion, is insane.

The Kabbalah wants world domination with the Zionists in control. Never mind that they are multiracial, that is the way it works, with the power of money exerting itself like it has never been manifested before in human history. Even the nations bow down to the financial cabal that both funds Israel and controls the world.

But Sarah Palin is a jealous woman. And she wants to muscle in on that Kabbalah and establish that the USA is responsible for the destruction of the planet. I think that is noble of her, in a twisted sort of way.  If we die, we may as well die as Americans and not as Israeli lap dogs!

Palin is on Track to teach Americans Trig, so that they all will follow the Piper. We can all meet at Bristol race way if we survive the nukes. If we don't survive we will be like the Willow, here today, gone tomorrow.

I know that was corny, but this is satire after all.

We know Obama is a jackass, but at least he is slower to war than the crazies. I wonder who we will elect going forward and if they can stop the tide of killing desires and world conquest lust.

Palin won't help bring sanity, because she has become seriously wealthy since being made a star by the New World Order. She may be a mama grizzly, but Palin is hardly a Maverick. The woman is a globalist New World Order Dominionist, Neocon, Kabbalistic, protege of PNAC cofounder and Fox News Commentator, William Kristol.

She is a total fraud, IMO.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Cult, Rejects Judaism to Get More Hollywood Parts

Gwyneth (put-foot-in-mouth) Paltrow has joined the Kabbalah cult. She was guaranteed more work in Hollywood, and who could pass on a deal like that.

Plus, she gets a free boob job thrown in, and alas, she could use one. I hear Hollywood wants to turn her into the coolest star. After all, for many in Hollywood, there is a financial pot of gold in being a cool Jewish actor. You make young people like you and you can make the damnedest evil look good and cool. And isn't that the goal of the Kabbalist and the Zionist, to make the evil look good?

Gwyneth has a blog called Goop. Some think it is more like Poop, with really Spartan recipes. Making my kid eat that is close to irresponsible. The draconian diet ideas are inspired, most likely, from her Kabbalistic views. She does have some cheese puffs, and those may be fun. She uses butter!

But some salads she has on Goop look like something only a goat could love, and digest. Just kidding Gwyneth.

The only problem is that Gwyneth really is not committing to Judaism. She is committing to a Kabbalistic system. Kabbalism may not be a word, but, it is the phony mystical doctrine that expresses the belief in a perpetual holy land.

It is like gnosticism that the Apostles opposed in that it looks for greater knowledge than that which scripture reveals. But it is also responsible for political mischief that started with Leo Strauss. More on that intellectual monster later.

There are only a few things problematic with Kabbalah cult belief. The main problem is that the Torah, the Old Testament, talks about a New Zion and the Messiah establishing the New Zion. Unfortunately, that didn't happen with the Israel we see today.

So, the real Jews believe in the Messianic establishment of the New Zion in God's time and Kabbalism which is now entrenched in Zionism is really a cult that stands for a New Zion being eternal right from the exile. Stubborn cultists in the face of the obvious, weren't they? When Zionism was first established, most Jewish people opposed man trying to establish the Zion when they knew the prophets said Messiah would do it!

And considering that Israel was founded by a bunch of atheists who could care less about a spiritual New Zion, or about the "path" of Kabbalism, it is amazing how long this vile crap could be poured all over Hollywood! Yucky. But don't be fooled. Kabbalah reinforces the Zionist desire for world domination, and that must be exposed to the Jewish people who are starting to doubt this Gaza violence and genetic superiority stuff.

But, anything is done to get folks to support the diabolical Zionist politicians in the US and Israel, right? According to Kabbalah, the subduing of the world after the exile must precede the coming of the Messiah, even though plain language of the Torah says the Messiah will establish the New Zion in his time. Subduing the world is not part of that package, people!

So, then, Kabbalah and Zionism have the same goal, world domination. David Ben-Gurion, father of Israel was a globalist and sought complete Zionist dominance of the world. Make no mistake, people, this was his goal. Ben-Gurion said as an atheist:

“In Jerusalem, the United Nations (a truly United Nations) will build a Shrine of the Prophets to serve the federated union of all continents; this will be the seat of the Supreme Court of Mankind, to settle all controversies among the federated continents, as prophesied by Isaiah.”

Unfortunately, Isaiah never predicted a shrine to the prophets, a UN court in Jerusalem or any of the sort! Ben-Gurion was a liar about Isaiah. While Zionism and Kabbalah have become multiracial international organizations, the goal of Ben-Gurion for a one world government with a Zionist vision is still the goal of the elite.

There is no doubt in my mind that this is still the ultimate goal, the destruction of national sovereignty and a one world government. As it is, nations are already having to give up partial sovereignty to be included in world financial and political organizations.

But I digress. Kabbalah in practice is cultish in denying pleasure of food, etc. Paltrow's kids, if they ever escape this stupidity, will sure like a sweet chocolate cake now and again. As of now, her recipes for sweets include persimmon pudding and cold strawberry soup, along with a little chocolate here and there, thankfully. Treats seem to be discouraged by Kabbalah.

Now I don't know personally if her kids cannot ever have anything normal to eat, but she is pretty much into self denial. A little gluten free is ok for folks who need it, but most boys don't, IMO.

And self denial can be a terrible religion. I know, I was in something similar for a few months about 40 years ago. I got the hell out when I decided I was fooking hungry! Man cannot live on Kale alone.  

Can you imagine having a mother that makes you eat like a silly rabbit? Go to Goop and form your own opinion. The Spartan lady also has some things for sale that are pretty pricey. Kabbalah must like wealth.

But then the crazy teaching of deeper Kabbalists is that doing evil isn't bad. This is where the teaching starts to mess with your brain. You can marry, and have kids, and then you are not doing bad when you steal, or lie, or are treacherous. These are crazy Devils. Watch out, people. Watch out, Gwyneth!

That lying fits into the Zionist way, to lie to the masses. Leo Strauss, who was an expert on Kabbalism, and was an atheist father of Neoconservatism, said that the elite, namely Zionists, must lie to the masses.

Strauss believed in the "noble lie". He said we must keep the shell of democracy, and that is all it is, a shell. Strauss's neocons adopted Yinon Zionism and all manner of deceit and murder and regime change.

So his student, Paul Wolfowitz, architect of W. Bush's Iraq War, lied about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. Well, hell, hundreds of thousands of people died because of that lie, when it was the Yinon Zionist plan from the beginning to change the regime of Saddam Hussein.

Kabbalists will no doubt accept the legitimacy of Israel even though the nation has racist and imperialistic tendencies and could be a threat to the United States, and in fact already is. Kabbalists treat their lying nature, which all people have, as being good? Yes, in the advanced stages of the religion.

It is possible that Gwyneth Paltrow has no idea what she is getting herself into for the long run. Whether she has advanced far enough to consider her evil nature as being good, isn't clear. But that is the goal of  Kabbalah, to deny pleasure and then to accept the bad behavior that results as if it is good. That is weirdo, sicko thinking!

Kabbalah is a form of Satanism. Creepy, creepy stuff, right? Kabbalah members worship Satan (Lucifer) as they get into it deeply, and not a Christian, or Jewish or Muslim God. Kabbalah is a part of Judaism? Naw, that cannot be. But it is. Don't know if Paltrow knows she is headed to Satanism.

Kabbalah uses brain washing techniques. The Kabbalah leader can say he is atheistic one time and religious the next. He can say good is bad and bad is good. He is an atheist when around scientists and religious when around others. Kabbalah gives you a little knowledge, then a little more, then a little more, and then you believe really weird stuff at the end.

Stay away from this crap, people. Get back, Gwyneth, to where you once belonged.  You wonder why the young people are giving up on so much of Judaism, as it wasn't really study of the Torah anyway! Authentic Judaism puts the Torah first.

Kabbalah is one of those religions where your hand is God, your soup is God and your everything is God. When soup becomes God I will let you know, but as of now I am not fooled. And don't drink the Kabbalah water! Well, not unless you treat it as ordinary water and are thirsty, then drink it if you must.

I believe the Torah teaches of Christ. But that is beyond the scope of this satirical article. A link is provided at the end of the book about that. But much of Judaism, like this mystic cult, doesn't even care about the Torah, and the deception is made even worse. And Kabbalah calls for Jews to go from America to Israel and buy houses. Kabbalah and Zionism are forever entwined in certain goals of triumph over good and world domination.

Gwyneth plans to have her little red Kabbalah bracelet refashioned with rubies to fit her lifestyle as one of the elite to be.

I don't know if Gwyneth held on to this Kabbalah while converting to Judaism, but I am pretty sure she as. She hasn't, as best as I can find from reports, denied her fervor for Kabbalah, the root of much evil in the world. And, it has been reported that she is still close friends with Michael Berg of the Kabbalah Center in Los Angeles. Yikes!

Michael is the son of the crazy Kabbalah leader Phillip Berg.That guy, before he died, was into stars and astrology, which must be solid features of the new Judaism, lol.

Apparently Kabbalah and Zionism have massive influence over Hollywood. That bodes ill for America. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Ted Cruz's Stress Over Israel Speech Rejection Renews His Bed Wetting.

Ted Cruz had a small bladder issue into his teens. Or maybe he drank too much water. Whatever the case, his speech supporting Israel to a religious group fell on deaf ears, and he walked off the stage. It has been reported this morning that his cleaning lady reported the bed wetting. Needless to say, at his age, it was likely caused by hitting the bottle. Who could blame him?  

According to the Blaze, Cruz said that Christians have no better ally than Israel. That is funny. I have land in Florida I want to sell you if you believe that. Then Cruz made the statement, according to the Blaze, that he will come to regret. It likely triggered the bed wetting incident. He said, as quoted by the Blaze:

“Those who hate Israel hate America. Those who hate Jews hate Christians. If those in this room will not recognize that, then my heart weeps. If you hate the Jewish people you are not reflecting the teachings of Christ. And the very same people who persecute and murder Christians right now, who crucify Christians, who behead children, are the very same people who target Jews for their faith, for the same reason.”

Aargh. That is really, really bad. For one thing, the race of Jews is not completely behind the nation of Israel. Many of them hate the political movement known as Zionism. Cruz apparently can't keep the two concepts separate. As bed wetting is a result of a bladder that is too small, this outburst from Cruz indicates a brain that is also way too small for his body, and his thinking. 

The man whose wife works for Goldman Sachs just went bonkers over the bed wetting. This man cannot be blamed for wetting the bed. He certainly is like many children in that it is beyond his control. Rumor has it that he leaked all over his wife, and though she may deserve it (I don't know), no one likes to see that sort of thing from an adult. That he leaked instead of having a steady stream says even more about the guy's health.

Can you imagine a guy who can't cross the streams if he had to, and with his weirdo views about Israel and Jews and Christians, ever being president? Wow, that is a scary thought. Thank God he is a Canadian, although he has an American mother and could run. They must be so ashamed of him.

So let's get this straight. Christians should not hate Jews. Christians should not love or support Zionism, as it is a political movement that rejects the Messianic creation of the New Zion. The Messiah creates the new Zion, not a bunch of atheistic Zionists who were proud of their atheism! So, many people hate Israel and love America and there is absolutely no problem with that. Cruz lied about that. 

Cruz has not figured out the difference because his brain is too small.

I dare say that is not the only organ on his body that is too small as well, but that is just a guess.  We know that World Net Daily apparently supports him.  That will, hopefully, be the kiss of death for his presidential run for the White House.

People are already starting to name this loser/buffoon "Wet the Bed Ted". 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Brits and Israel Want Big Piece of the USA. The US Consults Putin to Stay Sovereign

You have to laugh, if you aren't an American, and hand it to those Brits and Israelis, because the UK and Israel have been lusting after America to return to the fold and do their bidding since old Cecil Rhodes spoke about it. Rhodes planned for the return of the US to the fold over 100 years ago, and Ariel Sharon said (from Veterans Today):

 “Every time we do something you tell me Americans will do this and will do that. I want to tell you something very clear, don’t worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it.”

Of course, the US press didn't report it even though Kevin Barrett heard the statement, as Sharon delivered it, on the BBC in October of 2001 while driving in Wisconsin. Our press didn't report it. Screw you, American media. What a bunch of fookers they are. Since this happened just after 9/11, that means Sharon was in on 9/11, folks.

Now, let's be clear, Sharon was playing a race card, and we know that only some elite Jews and non Jews control the western world. I am not a racist and I will not use Sharon's racist statement in a racist way. 

And the plot to make it happen is ongoing. The ongoing plot to control America by the UK and the Israelis centers on finance. The UK is the financial capital of the world. It is controlled by Rothschilds and other mega banking families. The Rothschilds sponsored Zionism and Israel from the beginning. Now do you get it people? This relationship of these two nations and their designs on controlling America is just incestuous.

One of the more recent schemes was Thatcherism and the deregulation of the banks, which made the global Zionists happy, and was used by the Zionists to invade the middle east. Ronny "Raygun" (Ronald Reagan), was a key player, a stooge really, who didn't live to see the havoc that Thatcherism imposed on our nation. Thatcherism was about liar loans and financial shenanigans.

Thatcherism destroyed the middle class of the USA and made the Brits and the financial backers of Israel and the Israelis a whole lot richer. And Reagan passed Thatcherism in the form of permitting liar loans, in 1982. That wasn't exactly super hero politics, 20 Mule Team Man!

Don't forget in that plot for world dominance, Prime Minister Tony Blair was a steadfast partner in greed, seeking more reserves for British oil companies while riding the coattails of the USA while fleecing us with liar loans, that came to fruition in 2003-2008. And Israel got money showered upon it, even having an open ticket to our Defense Department! What a scam!

Well, our nation is so frustrated by being ripped off in finance and war, that we have hired Vlad Putin as a consultant. He is the only guy who seems to know how to keep a nation sovereign, and America desperately needs the expertise. George H W Bush brought us the Thousand Points of Light, or how to steal America blind and give a little back. Putin brings us Putin's Points of Powerful Personal Prudence.

Here are Putin's recommendations for keeping the US sovereign:

1. Do not allow dual citizens in government, and that includes US/Israeli and US/UK citizens.

2. Do not allow liar loans to the masses ever again.

3. Produce your own oil but do not export it. You use too much. You need it for your independence.

4. Teach the millennials and those coming after them to be frugal. Let them learn to live multigenerationally, so that they need to borrow less. That drives banksters crazy. Another option is "living small".

5. Teach the people to never trust a banker, especially a private banker.

6. Try to protect the pensions, as the poor and elderly will suffer as the greed of the rich increase. I throw oligarchs in jail, and you give them bonuses there in America. Pensions will drop to poverty levels as the rich screw everyone else, in every which way.

7. Watch out there is not formaldehyde in your furniture. Everything is imported and most goes without inspection and you can't be too careful about the finishes. Those finishes can make you sick.

8. Don't put all your money in the banks, especially the Too Big to Fail private banks, because you may lose it in the next bailout. Remember the Bailins of Cypress, where the depositors lost money. Bailins is a new word. Fix your spell check people!

9. Don't buy a house if you think you need to be nimble while job hunting.

10. Remember that the hot money can leave your real estate scene at any time and leave you underwater, as to house value.

That was awesome advice from Vlad. Of course, Putin is not liked by congress, so this crucial report will be likely shelved for years by our cowardly, sovereign nation hating congress, from both political parties. Congress got ruffled when Putin recommended that the Rockefellers and Rothschilds as well as other US oligarchs be arrested when necessary. Those oligarchs are congress's meal ticket!

Of course, the report was leaked and Americans began taking Putin's advice very seriously even without congressional action. America rejected Putin's government based morality, because Americans are a tolerant people, even when we disagree with one another or are of different beliefs, ethnic groups, and races.

The Cruzes and the Rubios and the Reids and the Schumers and the Boxers and the Feinsteins and the Grahams and the McCains and the Ryans and the rest are lily-livered cowards getting rich off the New World Order that threatens the very soul of America. They don't give a damn. Not one of them.

We Americans must learn this:  As Gilad Atzmon says: “Jewish power is the ability to get us to stop talking about Jewish power.” 

Pound for pound, Israel is the most powerful nation on the face of the earth and the UK is right there too, because of the Square Mile. The Square Mile is the most powerful financial machine in the world and rehypothecation of suspect collateral seems to be acceptable there. Google that word as it could affect our world.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 


Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Greece and Detroit Didn't Have Public Banks California Is Creating Army to Attack Federal Reserve

Greece and Detroit didn't have public banks. Your state and city are next at risk, as the Fed is forcing the Too Big to Fail Banks to sell their municipal and state bonds in favor of their favorite bonds, Treasury bonds and Pitiful Corporate bonds. Therefore, the State of California, that refuses to establish a state bank to avoid this problem, is arming itself in preparation for all all out attack on the Federal Reserve in Washington DC.

Governor Jerry Brown has refused to allow the new force to attack the SF Fed, stating that this would force a public bank on California even more.

"Since I am sold out to the World Order regarding public banks, we can't have those," Brown said. 

What he didn't say is that the bankers have a "gun to his head" so he can't seek a state bank for a big state like California. But then Brown said, tongue in cheek, that his munis have to be in the bankers' portfolio and emphatically said:

"I have been betrayed by the Washington DC Fed however and I know that Yellen is still paid like a banker, from interest on the national debt," Brown opined. I will take her out and Tarantino, or is it Tarullo, yes it is, and all the other Fed Governors, if municipal and state bonds are removed from the coffers of the big banks. I will bomb her to banker hell."

"Not that any bonds would help in a crisis," Brown went on to say. If there is a meltdown, you can bet your savings will go next. The world order doesn't want the government to be the sole source of a bailout. No, savers will pay up and this meltdown could come if we don't get more treasury bonds into the hands of the banks. This is the dawning of Derivative Hell, he went on to say.

We know that the Fed wants the Too Big To Fail banks to have more capital against a run on the banks. That is all good, but not at the expense of muni bonds. That is just wrong. 

North Dakota has a state bank, and certainly, it survived the 2008 crash even before it hit it big in oil. Brown expects that success to be limited to North Dakota since the big money doesn't want state banks and will kill him if he tries for a state bank of California.

The big money cabal wants government austerity, a destruction of pensions, and a killing of labor unions instead.

And Brown said, most taxpayers have been fooled into thinking all this must happen. Of course once this happens, and there is another crisis like 2008, we are all doubly fooked, he said. Or maybe triply fooked. That is because the derivatives, trillions upon trillions upon trillions upon trillions of dollars of them, get FDIC insurance before your deposits. Savers are oblivious even though it is in the news in small print, if you look for it.  

And the Fookers are the private Fed which exists to protect the banksters, not the people. Senior citizens have been conned by these folks to believe the crap. But austerity will likely affect them as well.

Muni bonds are state, county and municipal bonds that keep the economy going. If most are not accepted by the banksters, then perhaps this traitorous act must be punished severely. Jerry Brown had it right when he said, we just need a few fast jets. His baby wrote him a letter about this crisis that is brewing. It all came from the Box Tops.

Brown said heads would roll but was forced to retract that sentence in the face of Middle East horror. 

I say the Fed is for the banks and for Zionism, a multiracial cabal of elite that wants to take over the United States. This unnecessary muni bond crisis looks like an economic attack on our nation to me, and Governor Brown feels the same way. Main Street could suffer even greater harm with the new rules than it has suffered so far. Less money is available to main street if government services and paychecks are cut back.

Isn't New World Order economics fun?  Just remember this, bank purchasing keeps interest rates low, and that is what the Fed wants for its US bonds and corporate bonds that are more risky than muni bonds.

It could give a rats ass about muni bonds, though, which will have to carry higher interest. Screw the Fed. It is a traitorous organization and the gates of hell will welcome its members on the day Governor Brown attacks the Fed or on the day we are all judged, whichever comes first.


Seriously, Ellen Brown supports state banks. Their time has come. North Dakota is not a flaming liberal state and their budget has worked in times of crisis. Wake up, Americans. And don't bomb the Fed, as God will take care of the Fed.

 Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Obama Says Israel Won't Take over US, Funnels Money to Palestinians to Stay Put

Barak Obama says that Israel will not completely take over the United States government, but to make sure, he is funneling money to the Palestinians secretly, so they will stay put. Egypt offered the Palestinians a bunch of land in the Sinai Peninsula, but Abbas said no way.

While most people interpret this rejection of Sinai land as proof Abbas wants to take Israel down, we know that Israel wants to take the USA down,  and needs to get rid of the pesky Palestinians in order to pull it off.

Obama said that if Israel can't run their own damn country, how can they be expected to run ours? Keeping them occupied is good, since they are the real occupiers.

The world actually wants Israel to move to Egypt.  Except for the USA and the UK, everybody wants Israel to get the hell out of Dodge (City that is).

Obama said that some departments are strongly Israeli controlled even now, like the Defense Department, Homeland Security, and part of the CIA. But Obama has said that he draws the line there.

He had better draw some sort of line, because Israel Shahak, who interpreted Yinon Zionism espousing regime change and banishment of the Palestinians, said Israel would one day come for the USA and establish itself as the premier world power. Shahak said that.

Obama listened.

However, Obama knows that he has to put up with a little regime change here, as we know by history that JFK was killed by the Lyndon Baines Johnson party seeking closer ties with Israel. Turns out, LBJ's Aunt Jessie Johnson Hatcher was staunchly Zionist, and we know that LBJ left Israel's nuke program alone after JFK was assassinated.

LBJ never could figure out that the Holocaust Jews he saved and the atheistic Zionists he supported were not the same people. What a dumb ass he was.

So, we already are living the ongoing coup. The question remains how long can presidents of the US put off the total takeover. And paying the Palestinians to be a thorn in the occupier's side is one was of slowing the Israeli juggernaut. I love that word, Juggernaut.

Anyway, Obama knows that voting in a Republican, or even "it takes a village" Hillary could spell curtains for US independence as a sovereign nation. Obama is a Zionist, but doesn't like them very much. He despises Netanyahu, and most people do. That is easy.

Anyway, Obama is well aware (and you should be too) of the Lavon Affair, the USS Liberty, 9/11 and other false flags and hoaxes. He was even in on the Sandy Hook Hoax. Good Lord! His fake crying turned out to be just like all the other fake crying in Sandy Hook. Tearless crying I call it. Obama was like Kaitlin Roig in wiping away a tear that didn't exist! Crap.

America needs to make dual citizenship outlawed regarding government service in the USA.

So, as of now, Obama is keeping the wolf of Zionism at the door, but just barely. He stopped delivery of a missile system to Netanyahu, as protest against the abuse of the Defense Departnment by Israel, as weapons were going to Israel without the president's knowledge!

How the next POTUS does is hard to say. Zionism is now very multiracial, and very powerful world wide. We have Zionism versus Putin and China and we have Obama riding the fence. Let's hope he would represent the USA and its citizens as his term comes to a close. Somebody has to.

 Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Jon Stewart Tries to Criticize Israel. This is Funny!

This skit is funny. Jon Stewart doesn't do enough satire about the evils of Israel and the New World Order, but he does some. He needs to do much more. But watch and enjoy this:

One person who saw this in responding to the cry of Israeli self defense said shooting a missile at a hospital does not constitute self defense. Israel was seen by Chris Hedges targetting Palestinian children, and they weren't shields, Hedges said. He was there.

It is shameful behavior when you consider the history of Israeli oppression and occupation of the Palestinians. My ebook Wicked Zionism explains this in new detail.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Big Leak of Secret Cheney Speech Indicates His Declaration that Zionism is God

Dick Cheney's speech on the order of the universe, meant for his inner circle, was leaked and is creating quite a buzz. In the speech, Cheney indicates that Zionism is God, since it is all powerful and no one can tell it what to do. Zionism is nearly omnipotent with NSA spying techniques, and the cabal cannot be stopped.

Zionism is invisible, like a God would be, since the media won't ever tell anyone who the Zionists are. Cheney said that no one asks him if he is a Zionist, and no one tells him to his face that he is a Zionist. The press is in the palm of his hand, Cheney said.

Of course, Cheney goes on to say that not all members of the Zionist cabal are perfect, especially here in the USA. He cited the example of Joe Biden, who blurted out once, and the press reported it, that he was a Zionist! The mafia tries to keep it to themselves. Obviously, the leaders in Israel are known Zionists, but the neocons are known as Neoconservatives here which is a euphemism for Zionists.

Then, as an update, that silly Biden said that lenders who made toxic loans to US military were Shylocks. Well, that really is anti-Semitic! That Joe Biden is really a piece of work! Foxman of the ADL went easy on him because he knows Biden is a Zionist. Lol.

And the press would never accuse the bankers (banksters) of the Too Big to Fail Banks and Fed of being Zionists, which is a multiracial political/economic movement hell bent on world domination or destruction, whichever comes first. No worries on that issue, Cheney said.

One of the proofs of the complete power of Zionism, as long as it remains invisible, is the ability to let people keep some rights, like rights of free speech, and 2nd amendment rights, supported by JFK. Cheney said in the speech that these rights will continue until power is completely consolidated, and there is a need for absolute totalitarianism. Cheney said that may not be necessary since the fools are all watching football instead of being citizens. 

Of course, Cheney realizes that Zionism is not Judaism, but is a political movement of elite and powerful men from all walks of life and races. Since most Zionists are atheists, it is easy for them to proclaim Godhood. They are the only thugs on the block and have the regional thug, Vlad Putin, surrounded. Some have told Cheney that this is a mistake, but he is part of God, so he said in the speech.

Cheney went on to say that the Zionists will be telling others that Iran is still more of a danger to Israel than ISIS. Of course, the Yinon Zionist plan was to break up Iraq anyway, so that is going to plan. Cheney said the pawns in the game, the ISIS radicals, are doing exactly what the Zionists want, and are playing into their hands as if the Zionists were Gods. And of course, he said, "we are".

Iran will be reined in, but the Zionism Godhood will focus on Iran, so that is why Cheney said he threatened Obama with nuclear terrorism and a coup. Cheney said he isn't afraid to change any regime by force, including that of the USA, and will have a government in waiting. He said this proves his committment to Zionism and world domination according to the vision of the late father of Israel, David Ben-Gurion.

Cheney said he talks to Ben-Gurion on a daily basis, and that he is emboldened to be the ahole that he is precisely because of that communication. He drew applause, reportedly, for making that statement. Obviously the entire inner circle of Dick Cheney are aholes.

Cheney singled out other Zionists who he said are the strongest Zionists, and he said some of the others are weaker Zionists, like Obama. Those he singled out for strength in the movement, were Mark Levin, Christiane Amanpour, Anderson Cooper, John McCain and Alan Greenspan.

He had special glowing words for Ben Bernanke, who he said took an economy that was shattered and put it, and the middle class, into a permanent coma to protect its life. That the economy for all but the rich is in a coma is an understatement, Mr Cheney.

And finally, Cheney said that it was a pleasure seeing the destruction of the World Trade Center, and said the sacrifice of the over 3000 dead Americans was a sacrifice on the alter of Zionism as God.

What a chilling way to end a speech, Mr Vice President retired! How could we have expected anything less from a cold hearted evil man?

 Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Contrary to Cheney, I still believe God exists and will one day clean out this infestation of Zionism, by His Second Coming. Until that day I support peace and separation of church and state. I oppose all forms of racial superiority and racism. And, I oppose replacing godless Zionism with a religious sacralism that fuses church and state. See http://newcovenanttheology.com for more information.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Adam Sandler Is Chosen for Super Hero Role to Shadow Lohan After Failure as Zohan.

Adam Sandler, who submitted a forgettable performance as an anti Terrorist Zohan in the movie, Don't Mess with Zohan, has been cast in the new movie, Looking Up the Skirt of Lohan.

The movie is a documentary following the actor as he works out his special relationship with Lindsay Lohan, the 28 year old actress that looks twice her age. Sandler had mixed thoughts about doing the documentary, saying that he didn't want to look like an out of control guy, but that he may as well get his unhealthy desires for Lindsey out in the open. Sandler exhibits super human heroics in staving off Lohan's advances.

Lohan, who can always use extra money, played a major roll in the movie, and proved that in relationships, she gets around. Rumor websites indicate that Lohan has had many relationships that are confirmed and a boatload of relationships purported to be rumor based. Sandler didn't want to just be a rumor, so he was quite aggressive in this effort to resist Lohan while getting as close to her as possible.

I stress that this is a movie, a documentary, which focuses on the dating behavior of Lohan, and that is restrained by the fact that Sandler is married, and has been for some time. He was Superman-like in his resistance to major flirting on the part of the aging diva.

Sandler decided to take on the human interest documentary, because so many people are interested in the richest man in the world who still lives with his parents. (Multigenerational living is cool and saves money, too.)

So too, are we interested in Lindsay Lohan, who is aging quickly, like the ghosts on Beetlejuice. However, she is a seducer, as gossip websites have her in bed with a cross section of Hollywood hunks. That behavior is found to be popular with young guys who like Lindsay but will have no chance of ever being with her. Are you rich enough?  

Adam disappointed us all as an anti terrorist on Don't Mess with Zohan, since he never acknowledged that the first terrorists in all this were the Zionists. Serving in the Israeli army in his role is pretty disgusting, if you look at the history of the Zionists in Palestine and you understand that Adam is an American.

We liked you once upon a time, Adam. But you crossed the line from supporting Jews, in your Hanukkah song (which is perfectly acceptable among a tolerant nation), to supporting murdering, killing, stoning, torturing Zionists (which is not rational). Perhaps you should read up on Herzl (who wanted to remove the native population as part of his Zionist doctrine back in 1895) and the Plan Dalet (which accomplished Herzl's goals with violence) before you make a mistake like this in the future.

Since your failure as Zohan, you have voiced support for Israel according to published reports. Come on Adam. My kids love you. But you can't keep supporting Israel when you look at the history.

In the meantime, Adam, we will be looking forward to your narrow escapes from the clutches of Lindsay Lohan, and watch your credit cards! 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Israel Completes Takeover of US with Rothschild Help. Sacha Baron Cohen to Be President

Israel announced that the takeover of the United States government is complete, giving the Zionist regime a real chance to be the superpower of the world. Israel has been working on this plan for some time, and has settled on Sacha Baron Cohen, a Zionist zealot in high school, to be president of the United States of America. Hillary Clinton will serve as vice president.

Barack Obama, a reluctant Zionist but Zionist all the same will be allowed to serve out his term of office. The Rothschild Empire paid for this new government, as Zionism is its pet project and has been from the beginning, from the late 1800's.

Baron Cohen was picked as POTUS for his dedication to Zionism, having been active in Habonim Dror, a Zionist youth group in West London. Cohen learned Hebrew in Israel, where he completed his commitment to the Zionist state. Among Cohen's foreign policy goals will be to protect the financial cabal centered in the UK and encourage Scotland and other former sovereign nations to stay tied to empire. More on that later.

Cohen has a position on Israel as well. As far as Cohen is concerned, Israel isn't a Jewish state because that would be racist. And Zionism isn't Judaism so it isn't a Jewish religious state either. But Cohen denies Israel is racist, in spite of the facts. The Zionist state is a product of a political movement of aggression and privilege and massive wealth.

Cohen knows that but says it is acceptable to US interests and that might makes right. Cohen's position is that because the Zionists kicked the Palestinians' asses in 1948, that Israel deserves the spoils of war. Cohen says international law does not apply to Israel, which is exempt.

He intends to turn over California to Israel directly, since the Zionist movie industry already has a strong and unyielding foothold there, with Kabbalah on the rise. 

There is hope Israel won't import racism to the USA under Cohen. In casinos nearby to where I live, you can see how all races can tolerate each other. It is a wonderful thing. And we are talking about in casinos!  Can you imagine race against race at some beautiful resort casino like the Venetian? I can't imagine the Zionist owner of the Venetian, Sheldon Adelson (the second most famous Sheldon, next to Coop), wanting racism there!

Although Adelson probably doesn't mind racism in Israel since he thinks that the Palestinians don't exist. After all, he told that fat governor Christie that there was no occupation of the Palestinians and that he should apologize for even saying there was! Christie got down on his knees in Las Vegas and apologized, and then 5 guys had to help him up.

That is sort of like the Aussies saying the Aborigines didn't own anything in Australia prior to the invasion of 1788! That Adelson is a real pill. What a jerk.

I digress. Sacha Baron Cohen has been racist towards middle eastern folks in reinforcing stereotypes in his movies, which would be ok satire except for his subtle defense of Israel, and he makes satire for the New World Order of immense political power. That is a terrible misuse of satire!

Wow, Donald Sterling (He said Israel treats blacks poorly and he didn't see anything wrong with it), then Adelson (he said Chris Christie should apologize for saying he flew over occupied Palestine), and now our pop favorite actor Cohen misbehaving?

And what is weird is that there are a lot of multiracial, non Jewish Zionists, like Dick Cheney, who wink at this behavior! I don't get it. And the Rockefellers do the same thing, wink at racism and occupation in Israel.

Borat, Cohen's most famous character, is anti-Semitic. He fears Jews, but it isn't Jews that should be feared. It is Zionists. Borat says that Jews stole his plane, like on  9/11. However, it is likely that Zionists, including some with dual citizenship, as well as many non Jews like Cheney, did mastermind 9/11.

Of course, there were few people of probably every race that were involved in this evil deed, including Jews, but Borat plants a subtle hint that no Jewish people were involved in 9/11 or that criticizing a few Zionists is anti Semitic.

There are a lot of racial supremacists in the world. We only hope Cohen and the Zionist regime could distinguish between anti Semitism and anti Zionism, because we Americans just may get nasty when our nation is blatantly taken over by the Zionists or any dictatorial cabal. But if we get nasty, we can't do it through racism against all Jews! That would be wrong.

So, Sacha, when you take over as President of the United Zionist States, will you expose the racism of Zionism? You are good at exposing all the other racism in the world! Will you expose Zionist participation in 9/11?

I bet you draw the line at Zionism don't you, Cohen? You will likely be just another hypocrite albeit a funny one. I bet your Muslim bashing will not translate to atheistic Zionists bashing and I bet you won't shame them for Plan Dalet or their plans to remove Palestinians in 1948 by brutality and stoning and killing. No, Sacha, that is the one thing you won't do. You sly devil!

Turns out, Borat held a news conference, where he made fun of the fact that Jews started all wars. But in reality, Zionists have started most of the wars since 2000, and they take the form of American neocons, some with dual citizenship, as well as some who are not Jewish, like Dick Cheney!

So, we have to be careful about Sacha's brainwashing as he does his anti Semitic character. He is a very subtle and evil con man, IMO.

You can't trust a guy who substitutes Jews for Zionists in his speaking. Talk about throwing Jews under the bus! Zionists do bad stuff and Cohen says Jews don't do that stuff. Well, the majority of Jews don't do that stuff. But some Zionists are Jews, and of course, some are not, like that wicked man, Dick Cheney. 

We have you figured out Sacha Cohen, but now that you will become President of the United States, we can start to realize that you have been working for Israel all along. Fook you, Sacha! (Fook is not a swear word anywhere but in Scotland. What are you thinking Scottish people?)

And speaking of the Scottish people, they had a chance to become a sovereign nation as they once were, and have their own currency and thus control their own destiny and rid their country of massive financial speculation that kills the working class. But oh no, they voted to stay with the Empire of Darkness, with their Square Mile of financial deceit.

Just remember that people are accusing our CME of phony trading, and as much as 50 percent of trades could be fake. That may be settled in court one day. Well, you can imagine the possibility of fake trading, which drives up commodity prices, in the center of world trade, the Square Mile. Finance wins in the UK and that makes the Scots poor. Not voting to get away from that, when your forefathers died to make Scotland free from financial oppression that took place in other forms is just fooked up. 

And yet Cohen has said, just like Obama, that the Scottish folks made the right decision to remain with their hands planted firmly on their ankles going forward. 

So, Sacha, you dish out satire, so with this article written, will you be able to take it?  Satire sometimes takes the form of humor, and at other times the form of ridicule. And you deserve some ridicule, buddy.

We know Zionism is a political movement Sacha, not a race, not a religion. Will you seek to bury that message. I think you already have.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Joan Rivers Will Stick with Comedy in Hell. No Defense of Israel Is Worthy of Her Busy Schedule

Joan Rivers defended Israel by saying the Palestinians deserved to die in the Gaza War of 1914. The comment was made on 8/6/2014 and by 9/4/2014 she died. Joan messaged us from hell, where she said she was going to focus on comedy only, not realizing that Israel started the conflict decades ago.

Joan said kicking people when they were down was her specialty, but she didn't realize the significance of Israeli/Palestinian history and what really kicking people when they were down was all about.

Joan also said in the communique, and I quote:

Now I see the error of my way. Israel was exterminating the Palestinians like they weren't people, back in 1948. Some were murdered, some were tortured, some were stoned, including children, and I only read main stream news, the bastards. I have come to hate CNN. Now I see that 3/4ths of a million Palestinians were booted off their land by the atheists.
Joan went on to say:

I didn't realize Zionism was founding Israel by a bunch of ruthless atheists. You can't even conjure a joke up about these boys, they were were so horrific. And, while I will attempt to laugh through an eternity of hell, this heat and darkness is trying my patience.
I am running out of sauna jokes, and can't get my nails done properly, so they are starting to look hideous. My skin seems ok because of the humidity, but my hair...
Think of it as a marathon, Joan. Pace yourself. You will have many appearances to make, as we hear that hell is a pretty big place with a captive audience. Atheists Ben-Gurion and Meir will have to hear hours and hours of your jokes, some good and some bad, and they won't be able to leave. You tell them they were wrong to kill and murder for Zionism, a false political movement that had nothing to do with religion. You tell them, Joan.


To get serious for a moment: One thing you could count on with Joan Rivers, was some off color, coarse humor. And while some satire was very funny and not off color, and let people through the hard times and hard situations, she did go overboard at times. This piece is written in honor of Joan's humor, knowing people do not communicate from the afterlife, and to shame her politics as well. She would have laughed, even if many of you would not get it. 

Joan Rivers was a funny lady and she understood satire. I would be lying to you if I said I didn't feel conflicted and sorrowful for her passing. But she, like so many others, was deceived about Israel, and hopefully was not simply lying. On the other hand, she made us laugh, and those people are few and far between.

But Joan, we feel sorrow for your death, but you said you felt no sorrow for the hundreds of Palestinian children who died. As Chris Hedges (who was there) said, those children were not used as human shields by Hamas but as predetermined Israeli targets. Maybe she didn't know that Hedges had observed all that evil.

You can understand my frustration and conflict concerning Joan Rivers.

Perhaps that statement, of feeling no sorrow, made God mad, Joan. Perhaps it was the final straw. What-goes-around-comes-around seemed to be applied so very quickly to this comedy diva.

Condolences to her family and daughter. 

See: http://www.newcovenanttheology.com/p/the-word-zionist-with-israel-that.html as I have always believed that pro Zionists are incurring the lasting and eternal anger of the Almighty.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Worldwide Soccer League to Launch Committee Picks Team Names, Creates Controversy

Controversy surrounds the assignment of team names to the new Sovereign World Soccer League. While teams and nations are excited about the opportunity to play the best on a regular basis, names have become a sticking point going forward. Let's look at the names as currently assigned.

The Brazilian team, with historical ties to the World Cup, has been named by the committee. They decided on the name Loafers, for Rio's tie to Sugar Loaf Mountain, one of the most popular landmarks in the world. The effort of the Brazilians on the field at the last world cup suggested the team name, Loafers, as well.

The Eurozone was only allowed one team, due to the committee's opinion that a shared currency makes each nation less than sovereign. After all, the name of the new league is Sovereign World Soccer League, and you cannot have teams participating from nations that are less than sovereign. In keeping with this thought, the committee named the Eurozone team the Super Sovereigns.

The Russian team only is permitted to play when sanctions are not being applied. This is because they are regional and the committee is globalist and rules with an iron fist. The Russians will be named, the Part Timers. 

The US team could have been named the Eagles. However, due to the run in with the native Indian tribes in its settlement and the fact that the Eagle is being led around by the nose, or should I say, beak, by Israel, the committee settled on the name, the USA Super Sparrows. 

The Japanese team could have been named the Fookers, as the committee was displeased with the nuclear meltdown at Fukushima. However, in keeping with the theme, the committee decided to name the team the Nuclear Meltdowns, or for short, the Meltdowns. The committee decided any nation stupid enough to put nuclear plants near a massive subduction zone deserved that theme in the name. 

The Argentinian team will be known as the Singers having put it to the hedge fund King, Paul Singer. Rather than abide by the ruling of Judge Greasy-Dirty-Grimy, the Argentines decided to issue their own bonds from their own bank. Singer was left without a song, which has been given to Argentina as a perky soccer name.

The UK sticks it to the world with their financial system, on which the sun never sets. The original thought was to name the team the Squares, after the Square Mile of financial mischief, and for all the squares in London, such as Trafalgar. However, because the biblical Gog and Magog are kept there in the form of Roman statues, to guard the seat of world finance, the committee decided to name the team the Gogs and Magogs.

The Australian team, in honor of the Invasion of 1788, will be named the Prisoners. After all, they were prisoners from England, and concerning the Aborigines, they certainly took no prisoners.

The Chinese team will be named the Geckos, because Dragon is a bit too shop worn, and China is in the process of downsizing the real estate market, which is just too pricey. Indeed, the gecko is just a little teeny-weeny dragon.

The Ukraine will have a team. Its uniforms are bought and paid for by the United States, who also paid for its revolution. It was determined by the committee that the Ukraine cannot afford to pay for anything. The committee decided that the Ukrainians fired on their own rebels to score political points, displeasing the committee. They have named the team the False Flags. No, not Six Flags, the real name is the False Flags.

And finally the committee debated whether to keep the Israeli team out of the league, in honor of the BDS Movement. But the committee decided the Israelis could participate if they agreed to a name of shame. They first thought about naming the Israeli team the Bombers or the Ruthless Killers, but decided that the essence of Israel, the fulness of its being can best be explained by the occupation of the Palestinians. So, henceforth, the Israelis will play in shame and be named the Occupiers.

Well, that about wraps it up. The committee looks forward to comments and input, but all names are final. As author of this poke at lots of nationalities, I reaffirm my opposition to all forms of racial superiority by any race, and oppose persecution of any race, as entire races of people do not foment these crazy doctrines of supremacy.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Huff and Puff Post "Time for Brand New Site for Israel": Parallel History Aborigines and Palestinians

Huff and Puff Post reported a stunning agreement in Israeli-Palestinian relations. It has been reported that the parties agreed that it is time for a brand new site for Israel. The Israeli relocation will be voluntary, but it will also be a massive undertaking.

Proposed sites include Africa, the Outback of Australia, Fukushima once they clean it up, and Bangladesh.

Africa has miles of uninhabited land, and a good supply of African native population willing to rebuild the nation of Israel and then go home voluntarily as fabulously wealthy, but as unwanted (in Israel) black people.

The Outback of Australia, known for good steaks at a reasonable price, also has its share of black people, looking to enrich themselves in order to break into the Australian housing market at the top of the bubble. These black people are called Aborigines and are happy to work hard, and retire at the coast.

There were roughly as many Aborigines before the Aussie Invasion, as there were Palestinians in Palestine (750,000) at the time of the Plan Dalet, when they were forced out of Palestine. Many Palestinians were murdered, tortured and stoned, including children, by the atheistic Zionists who invaded.

At the time of the Invasion of Australia in 1788, there were over 750,000 Aborigines as well, in Australia. Instead of booting them out, the Aussies just killed many of them and gave the rest Smallpox, but they have bounced back.

Just as the Israelis tried to cover up the history of the Palestinians, so too, were documents shredded and destroyed in the Invasion of Australia. This behavior became the basis for Ollie North's destruction of documents in Iran-Contra, as well as Dick Cheney's destruction of documents at the end of his Royal Vice Presidential Term. It was a term worthy of caps.

I am just kidding about Ollie and Dick. 

Turns out, the Aborigines were considered by the invaders to be a non people, just like the Palestinians were. Even though they had an organized civilization, the invaders declared Australia owned by no one. That sounds all too familiar. I wonder if the Israelis learned from the Australians? After all, Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir once said:

There were no such thing as Palestinians.

Anyway, the Israelis have promised not to capture the Aborigines and throw them into a Gaza-like open air prison/ghetto. They intend to pay a fair wage and that is crucial to quick reconstruction of Israel in Australia. The Aussies will welcome the Israelis since they will do almost anything to keep their house values up, and the Outback is useless to the Aussies. They want the Aborigines to become rich, and buy houses, as long as they don't have to pay them, themselves.

Fukushima is Fooked up, if you ask me. It isn't as dirty as Norfolk, pronounced Norfuk by southerners, the dirtiest sounding city in the world. Those southern people probably don't even pick up on the fuk part. But I digress.

The Israelis are deal makers.  There is bargain land in expensive Japan, near the meltdown. And since the Japanese don't want to live there, Fukushima is being seriously considered as a site. The Japanese excel in the technology to make it happen. And pictures from the recent war in Gaza show that the Israelis are good at moving buildings and dirt. That is an invaluable skill towards the goal of a perfectly clean site for the next Israel.

Bangladesh is likely a dark horse candidate for relocation. There are simply too many people to move,  although the population of Bangladesh would like to migrate to higher ground because of flooding, like to the north of Pakistan.

However, Israel supported the war of liberation and likely won't force the issue as it would require the Indians to leave their land in between West Pakistan and Bangladesh, once known as East Pakistan. We are talking about a gazillion people that have to be moved, and even if it were voluntary, it would be a task of almost impossible proportions.

And the Israelis probably just need to vacate middle Asia altogether, and not consider Bangladesh, so that the world can finally stop being inundated with news headlines with the word "Israel" included. 

This fictional article was inspired by a real article that appeared on a real website called HuffingtonPost.com. The article was originally titled Time for a Brand New Site for Israel-Palestine peace talks. Well, one of the internet portals cut the last part off, labeling the article, Time for a Brand New Site for Israel. Of course moving the nation of Israel is a fantasy, but it would solve a lot of problems facing the world.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.