Friday, October 31, 2014

News for the Week Ending 10/31/2014 Russian Rockets, Giant's Dynasty, Eating Terrorists, Wikileaks

The US failed to launch a rocket refurbished with Russian engines. However, Russia launched a rocket successfully that also had supplies for the Space Station. That rocket was launched the very same day as the US failure. One could say that trusting the private company in the US to fix this rocket was a major mistake. Talk about turning the argument against Russian technology to an argument against free enterprise and the profit motive! Nice.

The SF Giants won the world series, 3rd in 5 years. That is a baseball dynasty. That silly Skip Payless of Payless Shoes said you had to win a gazillion championships in a row to be a dynasty. But he was talking about basketball. Baseball is a different sport Skippy! It is more difficult to win a baseball title, Skippy!

Eating terrorists is the weapon of choice for people in the North of the Congo. Perhaps that will discourage terrorism as the populace is far more ruthless than the terrorists. As far as the US is concerned, we give foreign aid to our Zionist terrorists, Israel, as in the Lavon Affair, the USS Liberty and 9/11 Conspiracy. I am talking about Zionists of all races who owe allegiance to Israel more than to the USA.  That is like giving bonuses to Zionist banksters who fleece us with loans we can't pay back. We need to start cooking and eating banksters. Just a joke people! But it would stop this reckless lending, I bet.

A Virgin Galactic space ship crashed showing another misstep of private enterprise operating where governments should operate. We are sorry for the loss of life and for the injuries incurred. But we question making a business out of the desire to feel weightlessness and getting a good view from sub space. 

Chelsea Handler put boobs on Putin and Instagram deleted it. I am for free speech, however, Putin controls the rich people in Russia and we should be so fortunate in the USA. But we aren't as no one throws the Rockefellers or Rothschilds in jail when needed. Chelsea may just be a cheap prostitute for Zionism. That was a figure of speech, Chelsea, just a joke. You tell us, as I don't really know your political view. I am uncomfortable with what you have shown us so far, though.

Obama has introduced legislation giving him the power to arrest folks like the Rockefellers, Bloombergs and other uber rich financial thieves in need of prosecution. Innocent until proven guilty, but he wants to lock them up for awhile like Putin does. America needs this law passed, Congress. Write your congressmen and women.

Google is in bed with the Council on Foreign Relations and the Defense Department according to Julian Assange of Wikileaks. Turns out, these both seek more control by globalists, as in Dov Zakheim and Richard Cheney in the W Bush administration and as in the Rockefellers seeking globalist domination over US governmental decisions which has been the goal of the Council on Foreign Relations from the beginning. Shame on you Google, be patriotic for America first, not globalists first!


Come to think of it, maybe that is why I can't get many visits from Google, as I oppose that globalization and destruction of US sovereignty by the Zionist globalists! Things that make you go, hmm. You can always tell a globalist politician. He lets the globalists get away with everything. That is why Obama is a globalist Zionist. He won't prosecute the banksters who fleeced America. What more proof do you need? He is no Muslim. Obama actually deeds US sovereignty to banksters when he doesn't prosecute them! Come on Google, do no harm! That is wishful thinking, I think.


Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu Called ChickenSh** by Hulk Hogan and Danica Patrick

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been called a ChickenSh** by both Danica Patrick and Hulk Hogan. Hogan said that if he gets close enough, he will slam the prime minister to the mat. Patrick has a standing invitation for Bibi to take a ride at Talladega to see if Bibi is a real Bibi Bobbi or if he is a ChickenSh**. Netanyahu is a real dark Talladega Night, that is for sure.

Hogan offered to share illegal substances with Netanyahu, in order to give him a shot of courage. Bibi said he didn't have to have courage because he is in favor of letting the Palestinians rot in occupation until Hell, which he doesn't believe in, freezes over.

Patrick offered to fit Bibi with Depends in order to prevent any mishaps at 200 plus miles per hour, but Bibi said he doesn't like fast cars.

Netanyahu tweeted that he was distressed at these people calling him names. He said he tries to live by sticks and stones but words do hurt his feelings. Little did he know that the Obama administration has commissioned Hulk Hogan and Danica Patrick to speak for Obama.

Obama would say it to Bibi's face, but he knows that the Israelis are more ruthless than Americans and wants to keep circumspect because he isn't circumcised and the words are similar. Oh yeah, and circumcision is not required for being a Zionist and Obama is a reluctant Zionist. But he isn't a Muslim either. He just wants settlements to stop in the West Bank.

Bibi won't stop the settlements because the radicals would probably kill him. That is why famous Americans are calling him ChickenSh**. He should just admit that he isn't the real leader of Israel and we can celebrate the fact that Obama isn't the real leader of the USA either.

Hogan offered to give Netanyahu WWE protection, but he replied that he was not willing to have bodyguards who could slip on the pavement and crush his little puny body.

We know that Jewish voters could be rocked by this backlash against Israel among patriotic Americans, but they must also realize that the New Zion of the Old Testament Torah was not to be established by anyone than the Messiah. Zionism is an experiment, a dark and evil one at that, so Jewish voters in the USA should wake up to this fact and truth is, many Jewish voters hate the multiracial Zionist political cabal.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Some Like Chomsky Say Yinon Zionism Not Embraced by Neocons, Revisionist Zionism Was.

Yes, some like Noam Chomsky of MIT have said that Yinon was not known by the Likud or neocons. But revisionist Zionism was surely known by both and it is very similar to Yinon Zionism. Yinon is written similarly to Revisionist Zionism.

They are virtually the same doctrine. You can compare them below.

Here is Revisionist Zionism:

Here is Yinon Zionism:

Both forms of Zionism, that seek to establish Israel beyond the borders limited them by the British Mandate are aggressive and constitute war crimes when carried out.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Sandy Hook Hoax Thread at with Pictures of Crying with No Tears

Definitely check out all the info and the pics of fake crying with no tears at the above link. Sandy Hook was a hoax, an easy one to prove, actually. You should take advantage of the accumulated knowledge there. I get a little short with the trolls, but they are, well, just trolls.

If they keep the thread up on the popularity list, I tolerate their idiocy, most of the time.

Sandy Hook is a Zionist hoax. Zionism is a multiracial cabal of very powerful people who seek more power for their wealthy club. Zionism seeks worldwide dominance, and Israeli preeminence. Yet there are many non Jews who are member of the cabal. Don't blame an entire race. Many Jews hate Zionism and are starting to speak out.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Thanks to Dean Baker Proof Paul Krugman Did Not Call for a Housing Bubble in 2002.

Paul Krugman, who I don't agree with on lots of stuff, like taking sides against Amazon with publishers who want to keep ebook prices too high, didn't call for a housing bubble. Krugman originally wrote in 2002:

To fight this recession the Fed needs…soaring household spending to offset moribund business investment. [So] Alan Greenspan needs to create a housing bubble to replace the Nasdaq bubble.

But a few weeks later, he wrote this warning about the housing bubble. Truth is, he was being satirical or almost fatalistic in believing that all Greenspan had left was to turn the stock bubble into the housing bubble. But in the newer article he said this:

4. We may have a stock bubble, but we don't have a real estate bubble.
I've now had to strike the first three items off my list, and I'm getting worried about the fourth.
More and more people are using the B-word about the housing market. A recent analysis by Dean Baker, of the Center for Economic Policy Research, makes a particularly compelling case for a housing bubble. House prices have run well ahead of rents, suggesting that people are now buying houses for speculation rather than merely for shelter. And the explanations one hears for those high prices sound more and more like the rationalizations one heard for Nasdaq 5,000.
If we do have a housing bubble, and it bursts, we'll be looking a lot too Japanese for comfort.

That does not read like a guy who wanted a housing bubble. We have to let Krugman off the hook on this one. Thanks to Dean Baker for sending me this article:{%221%22%3A%22RI%3A5%22} 

Monday, October 20, 2014

News for the Week Ending 10/24/2014 Yellen, Krugman, New York City

So, Janet Yellen, chairwoman of the Federal Reserve Bank, donated a rat's ass to her local food shelter in Washington DC to prove that she gives a rat's ass about the poor in America. Yellen claims she is concerned about the wealth disparity in the USA, but low interest rates that she engineers, results in less interest going to savers and less lending on the part of mortgage lenders. She is the cause, along with her predecessors, of this wealth disparity.

Fox News Pundits have confessed that they are not qualified to vote. They admitted yesterday that they lie so much that they have no clue what really to believe. With that confusion, they admitted people should not go to the polls. They admitted that young women are not so confused and therefore should vote.

Paul Krugman has proven he is a disgusting New World Order globalist in defending the Hatchette Job book publishers against Turns out the Hatchette Job wants to keep the price of ebooks high so that their paperback books will continue to sell. That gives the New World Order publishers control over books. Once the paperback business is destroyed by ebooks, that control and the control of ideas will be limited. Krugman did a Hatchette Job on Amazon and is a vile little man.

It was reported that ebook sales are down but paperback book sales are up. Unfortunately, the poll is impossibly and completely inaccurate because many Amazon ebooks do not have an ISBN number that the pollsters used to track their information. New World Order deception? Probably.

The World Trade Organization says Americans are eating meat from God knows where. Turns out the US is deficient in labeling which nation the meat it sells comes from. Isn't that a stupid way! So Mexico and Canada may ban American meat. Americans should demand  to know where the meat comes from and stop this secrecy. Ban the NSA too.

New York City has been designated a Pro Foreign Nation Domestic City, or a PFNDC or the Acronym Pofynedesee. That means NYC has been seen as being basically unpatriotic, owing allegiance to the New World Order and possibly even Israel over allegiance to the United States of America. This designation is similar to children getting the fictional disease called Cooties. NYC has the Cooties and you just don't want to go there, even if the disease is fictional. It is a mental issue, getting past the Cooties. Yuck. People are advised to vacation elsewhere, where the Cooties are much less prevalent.

Hungarian travelers are banned from coming into the USA because our government thinks they are against central banks. Our government apparently does not understand that our central bank made the gap between the rich and poor in the USA much worse. Or maybe our government is cool with that.

Fannie and Freddie want to make a few crap loans to less than perfect borrowers. 3 percent down loans are not good loans. But obviously the NWO wants more money coming into government coffers what with the spat we now have with Russia.

News Max has announced that it loves the Palestinians and hates Israel. News Max, once a staunch supporter of Israel, has just decided that it has corrupted its own sense of conscience enough already. Newsmax owner, Chris Ruddy, started reading World Net Daily, a similar trashy right wing publication, and was nauseated by it. That motivated the 180 degree turnaround.

Simon and Schuster, greedy pigs who publish books, will continue to overcharge for ebooks on Amazon, although they may be a wee bit cheaper. That way they will continue to get people to buy paperback books, with which the big publishers will continue to control the publishing market. Ebooks cost little to make, which is why Amazon wanted cheaper ebooks but had to compromise with the greedy pigs.

The Propaganda assault on America continues with more featuring of the military before seemingly every sporting event in our once great United States. Unfortunately,  the wars fought by our military are far from noble these days. 

John McCain, the champion of idiots, has said if the Republican Party wins the senate he will seek troops in Syria, possibly igniting WW3. And the immorality of having two sides in Syria fighting each other with women and children being killed while we extend that war is just disgusting. Israel wants Syria broken up but the US should reconsider that Zionist madness and seek Arab unity for the stability of the region. The Zionists don't want any stability of the region. 

Professional golfers, who normally gush all over each other about how great they are and what character they have, have resorted to calling each other "lil girl". That is really how they think of each other in private, but the comment from the PGA President to Ian Poulter made its way to Twitter. Fooking Twitter. And turns out, the PGA President was fired, because if he was going to call Poulter anything, it should have been "lil boy", since Poulter is a guy, so.

Barack Obama says that blacks and Jews are on the same page. What he really meant to say was that blacks are oppressed by Zionists (Zionism being a political movement many Jews hate), and that he was a facilitator in that oppression. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Republican John Boehner Awarded a Prestigious Award for His Ebola Work-Betrays Texas

Republican John Boehner has been awarded a prestigious award for his work on the Ebola scare. Mr Boehner will travel to Las Vegas to receive the award at Bonnie Springs Ranch. He elected to receive the award there because he is scared out of his wits about Ebola and you can't get much further away from the virus than Bonnie Springs Ranch.

As speaker of the house, Boehner has received other awards for his uselessness. He is without question one of the most unproductive politicians in the history of the world and he deserves awards for that inaction.

But his Ebola award is aptly named the Pussy Scared-e-Cat Award. There is no bigger Scaredy Cat than Boehner. He has the entire American population scared and he thinks that is the greatest thing he has done for America. 

The first American to receive the Pussy Scared-e-Cat Award was Condi Rice, who frightened America into an illegal war against Iraq, claiming there were mushroom clouds coming from Saddam Hussein to the United States. And we believed her, because we were pussies too.

But some of us are on to the Republicans now. We know their MO, to scare the crap out of Americans for political gain.They even scare themselves because they repeat the lies over and over and eventually believe them.

Most white Americans are still believers in the Republican Way and remain pussies. Yet, while they remain fearful, they want to follow the Republicans into their attempts at world domination. I really don't get the schizophrenia.

With the Republicans it is, be scared and lash out. They were all abused as children in school. You can't look at Lindsey Graham for example, and think that guy was not abused by classmates. He is getting revenge for all that fear place upon him. He is a tough talking pussy.

The brave thing to do is be less fearful and make more peace in the world. That is the real hero way.

But I digress. Regarding Ebola, if we have to ban travel from this or that nation then we would have to consider banning travel from Texas, as that is the first state that had unlawful travel from inside its borders. I personally would like to seal the border of Texas permanently, but of course that would not be nice. I want to be nice to Texas, I really do.

It turns out that thanks to people like Boehner and fear mongering that they peddle, a teacher from Maine was placed on three weeks paid leave just because she visited Texas! It was reported by Yahoo, and that is crazy fear. Boehner and the Republicans threw their own Republican state under the bus! 

Turns out that it just isn't that easy to contract Ebola!

Clearly, had the Republicans not cut the CDC budget by such a large amount, the CDC presumably would have been more organized regarding Ebola and other health hazards facing America. 

Bonnie Springs Ranch is a really cool little watering hole and western resort on the outskirts of Las Vegas. Whether you go their to watch Boehner receive his award or just to visit and have a great hot buttered rum in the bar, yum, and watch the animals, you will like the place.

If you are allergic to smoke, you may want to stay away from Boehner, who is laced with a smoky mist that follows him from place to place.

As far as conspiracy is concerned, we will be looking at how Ebola will make its way or not, to other poor nations that don't have the means to handle the virus like advanced nations do. Stay tuned. 

While this article is not politically correct, and I am for racial equality under the law, at least I tried to award the Pussy Scared-e-Cat award to both a man and a woman. I view both recipients with the highest disdain, and pussy seemed like the right word to attach to both of them. It could be a guy thing.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Obama and Cheney Have Unprecedented Joint Press Conference: Is World On the Brink?

President Barack Obama and Shadow President-in-Waiting Richard Cheney held an unprecedented joint press conference today in order to discuss strategic changes now being made in foreign policy and defense.  (Be sure to read all disclaimers to this report before panicking.*)

Obama and Cheney both emphasized that the goal of the United States government is to dismantle Russia just like we dismantled the Soviet Union. The plan is to drive oil back down to $10 dollars per barrel like it was in the late 1980's. When Russia becomes demoralized, after cutting Europe off of natural gas to keep warm for the winter, we will not come to the aid of Europe in any way, asking the Eurozone to just hold on and huddle together until Russia is completely destroyed.

Larry Kudlow said this is what Reagan did to destroy the Soviet Union and that we should be even more hostile to Russia since we are on the brink of taking over the world, according to neocon principles. Once Russia capitulates, then China will have to roll over as well.

Larry Eagleburger, neocon pundit who passed away in 2011, had said on the now defunct Kudlow report that nukes would be exchanged between Russia and the United States. That seemed ok with Kudlow. The author had the good timing to actually watch the interview for himself.

Obama and Cheney were confident that if Putin carried through with his warnings that we could actually win a nuclear war with Russia. We would lose 4/5th our cities, but Russia would lose all of its cities. No mention was made about potential fallout and whether radiation would kill the rest of us. The author thinks that they (the government of the United States and their Zionist cronies) have enough protective suits to survive a nuclear winter, or so they think. 

It is certain that the government has adopted the Republican view that prosperity is self made, and that roads, bridges, airports and other infrastructure has nothing to do with prosperity for those who will be given the protective suits.

One stunned journalist asked Cheney if the high oil price achieved over the past 15+ years was excessive in order to trap Russia and Iran and other nations into spending too much on social programs. Cheney snickered and said that he took pleasure in gouging the American people over the years since they are mostly going to die anyway.

Other journalists shouted outrage but were physically forced from the press conference. It was a chaotic scene.

Kudlow was overjoyed at this policy move, saying that our nation is banking on the idea that Putin will lack nerve to use nuclear weapons. When asked about the Eagleburger interview he simply stated that the elite Zionist cabal has already been given protective suits and will be in the air away from the cities if the nukes start flying. But he has assessed Putin and thinks he doesn't have the nerve.

On that reassuring note, the press conference was ended and Cheney could be seen hugging Obama.

Several ejected journalists could be seen puking their guts out on the White House lawn. Those journalists who stayed were mesmerized by a Rasputin type character into a calm state, being convinced that Putin would not have the nerve to really use nukes once all his other options for the survival of Russia had been exhausted.

*Please read the disclaimer before any of you pass out.  Certainly, the logic of the neocons is this confrontation with Putin. One hopes they are all just big talkers because Putin could be driven to use nukes and no one should ever, ever discount that possibility or think we would win a first strike attack.

This author truly believes it is time for all of us to speak out against the neocons and drive them from office before it is too late. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

News for Week Ending 10/17/2014 Putin, Ebola, Oil

Putin warned the US that Russia is a nuclear power and that economic warfare could result in destabilization. What he really was thinking was that he would bomb the crap out of Saudi Arabia if this warfare didn't stop. He warned the US on 10/15/2014. On 10/16/2014 the price of West Texas Intermediate Crude Oil went from under 80 dollars to over 82 dollars per barrel. We know the oil market is cornered by the investment banks. Did they get orders from Obama to stabilize oil prices? That is a dead serious question that needs to be asked.

We have found out by common sense that the US jacked up oil prices for years to trap Russia. But then our own people have had to pay more for gasoline than they should have paid. This is a bad plan that is Neocon/Zionist based. Zionists are the multiracial cabal that controls the oil market and American misguided foreign policy.

The Republicans and Larry Kudlow called for Ebola based travel restrictions out of the state of Texas. Rick Perry threatened to kick Kudlow's  sorry old arse for even thinking that way. Perry also called for an Ebola Czar, butting up against Republican hatred of czars.

Kudlow responded by making more news, saying that he thought oil should go down to 3 dollars per barrel so that we could get into a nuclear war with Russia. Kudlow smells blood, his own. I don't think he likes Texas much either, but who does?

Americans need cheaper oil prices, yet doing so merely to destroy Russia will have a very bad result. The US didn't care about high oil prices to lure Russia into the trap while we suffered at the pump for all these years. We as Americans need to understand that our leaders are as much our enemy as Putin could ever be. Our leaders attacked us with inflated oil prices and want the destruction of Russia, which is a very dangerous play.

Vix volatility has had many pundits on CNBC calling for protection. Condom use is likely to explode. You can't have too much protection when the Vix is rising. I am reminded by the song by the Doors, Mr. Vix is Risin'. On a serious note, the Vix rising shows lots of margin calls and people possibly being washed out of their margin positions by the insiders. There is nothing more pitiful on Wall Street than a hedge fund that is not an insider.

Obama and Cheney have unprecedented press conference outlining the neocon plan for world domination. It is covered in this author's article on this blog entitled: Obama and Cheney Have Unprecedented joint Press Conference: Is World On the Brink?

Yves Smith of Naked Capitalism slandered former contributor to Business Insider, Gary Anderson, by saying Anderson's anti Zionism was anti Semitism. Wait, that's me. Well fook you, Yves or whatever your real name is. You know, Yves, that I showed you the Yinon Zionism plan, and you know that is what is behind American foreign policy as regime change is going as that plan projected. So, don't call me an anti Semite when I showed you exactly how evil Zionism was. You should be ashamed of yourself, Yves.

Yves was slated to receive the Anderson Award for astute understanding of the housing bubble, but if he/she can't be located or real name not revealed, that award will not be so awarded. Eat your heart out, Smitty.

Obama names new Ebulla Czar. Ebulla is a disease that is not like Ebola. Ebulla affects the brain, rendering the victims unable to see conspiracies. Noam Chomsky and others have this disease and there are rarely any victims saved from the effects. The new Czar is Bristol Palin. 

Disclaimer for the first news item:. Putin did warn Russia and I don't know if he was thinking about blowing up Saudi Arabia. That was a little satirical exaggeration.

 Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Monday, October 13, 2014

Sponsored by the City of Fat, The Slow Satire Festival Is Held in Ireland Yearly

Sponsored by the City of Fat, the Slow Satire Festival is held every year in summer. I certainly would not recommend going to Ireland any other time. Did you see how dreadful it was in the Ryder Cup? Oh, that was Scotland. Not much difference if you ask me.

Anyway, the festival is located in Fat, only 28 kilometers from Dubuque. The city of Dubuque is an exciting and historical city known for manufacturing until the city fathers decided to screw people through expanding the financial industry. Where have we heard that story before, right?

Fat is famous for the filming of Braveballs as well. This Mel Gibson film was a smash hit although putting the words balls and smash together makes me wince.

Johnny Slow was Viceroy of the city of Fat back in 1700.  The city is located in Hampstead Meath, a place famous for that movie, Notting Hillside. Hampstead is run by the City of London, which pretty much has its hand in everything, mostly to the bad, and up pretty much everyone's hind quarters. It is known as the infamous Square Mile.

Johnny Slow wrote a famous satirical essay, A Modesto Proposal. which looked ahead amazingly to the establishment of Modesto, where many poor people live. In Modesto, it turns out that heartless attitudes towards the poor, something Johnny Slow hated, is now on a sort of a horrible rebound.

Modesto disenfranchises the poor by keeping their lands out of the city limits. How nostalgic!

It is unfortunate that Johnny Slow lived when he did. He could have written a famous book called Gullible Americans. But even he likely could have not comprehended the level propaganda being spread around the western world these days. I should say Slow, or is his name Swift, would be appalled.

Truth is, Jonathan Swift invented the word, Yahoo. Certainly if he saw the propaganda machine that word is now attached to he would be beside himself. I am by myself as well.

I and three other people know that Yahoo and Business Insider are full of propaganda pieces like how Putin of Russia is screwing up and how we in America are so much better. So far, all I see from America is war everywhere.  

Swift was known for hating the journey between Dubuque and London, or was that Dublin and London? He wanted to be buried in between, or so the story goes.

Swift was far from perfect. He wanted a Bishop Prick in England, and wanted to work his way up in the Church of England. How dreadful that idea was! He was forbidden from moving on up to the East Side (A Jeffersonian Ideal, George, that is), being a second class Irishman. Isn't that they way it is in Ireland and Scotland?

At least the Irish had the Braveballs to gain their independence, more than we can say for Merry Old Scotland. Or has Scotland ever been merry? 

Jonathan Swift finally realized that the treatment of the Irish by the British sucked. And he eventually came to believe that crazy people would take over government, and leave reason out.

We know that ourselves, with Dick Cheney and the 9/11 Conspiracy crew. How fooking crazy was that! And they want WW3 if they don't get Putin to be their whipping boy!

Satire does get the word out about all the fookers who are fooking with us. Go to Trim sometime and enjoy the satire at the Swift Satire Festival. And no, Meath is not the Hampstead Heath. Do I have to explain everything to you?

Ok, sigh. Dubuque is in Iowa and Modesto is in California. Oh, the need for geography classes continues! 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Maria Bartiromo of Fox Business News Receives Prestigious Award

Maria Bartiromo, once famous anchor for CNBC who has labored in relative obscurity as a Fox News pundit still has garnered a prestigious award from the Political Satire Consortium. Bartiromo, who has won the Excellence in Journalism award garnered a financier father in law when she married her husband, Jonathan Steinberg.

Certainly, her journalism is enhanced by this apparent conflict of interest in reporting financial news, as she has become an insider. But that conflict has gone largely unnoticed. However, the new award she received does give a hint of that conflict as she has been named recipient of the Phony-As-a-Three-Dollar-Bill award.

The Political Satire Consortium, well known for seeing through a charade, while making others up, determined that Bartiromo has some sort of false lisp when speaking about financial matters. It isn't actually a lisp, but you know it isn't normal processing of words. Some say it could be a dentalized lisp, but clearly her tongue is in the wrong place in her mouth as she speaks.

She has a sexy tongue, but it just works better when kissing than when reading news, although I confess, I never experienced the kissing part, only in my dreams. I am just kidding about the dreams.

Maria is a beautiful woman, as far as news anchors go. That just makes this tongue misplacement all the more annoying. It literally drives me crazy, or maybe just symbolically.

Word has it that she will accept the award by phone as she is an attention whore and would accept any award, anyplace, anytime.

The well known Bartiromo joined Fox News to get back with the rabid Zionists Roger Ailes has collected, like the well known idiot, Lou Dobbs and financial liars John Stossel and the comatose Don Imus, who may not have real blood in his veins.

The housing bubble was premeditated, but these wonderful people have spent years convincing a gullible US public that it wasn't premeditated and that the government was more at fault than the private bankers. For that service, Bartiromo landed in a banking family. No wonder she is such a phony. She knows it!

Her father-in-law, Saul Steinberg was pretty much a vegetable when Bartiromo married Jonathan in 1999. Saul Steinberg donated a valuable painting to Israel upon his death, which proves, in my opinion, that he didn't put the USA first, as so many New Yorkers fail to do. Saul has donated a lot of money to Wharton Business School, which teaches the elite how to stay elite while screwing everyone else. That does not count as a legitimate American donation, in my view.

Bartiromo is no stranger to controversy, having a relationship in the past with Citibank executive Todd Thompson during the deregulation era of the 90's.

She also trademarked the nickname, money honey, in order to teach young children about money. I have a feeling that she has taught adults a lot of false lessons about money, like who financially screwed us in the past 15 years. But that is just my opinion after watching her on CNBC for years.

I can't find Fox Business on my cable.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Friday, October 10, 2014

News for the Week Ending 10/10/2014 Russia, Israel, India

Israel brags about how it beat the drought with desalination plants. Of course, with the billions of dollars that the US has given Israel over the years, America could have hundreds of desalination plants. But our government would rather give the money to Israel instead of protecting the interests of the United States of America. And Israel says, "we did it", like they are better managers than the US government. Well, let me tell you something. Israeli sheet stinks just like US sheet. Israel didn't accomplish anything without the help of the USA and without the dollars from big finance the world over.

Leon Pinata,  who used to be in the Obama administration, says the US should have bombed the crap out of Syria. Of course, now we need Syria as an ally to help destroy ISIS. But Pinata, who needs to be beaten with a stick on someone's birthday (just a play on words), talks the New World Order talk. Turns out, Pinata, or is it Panetta, invested some money, according to, between 15,000 dollars and 50,000 dollars in Genie Energy, which stands to gain oil reserves if Syria falls apart. After all, that oil is in the Golan Heights. Panetta may have a conflict of interest in pushing to bomb Syria. What a cyst on the ass of US humanity, this Panetta is!

Rick Perry, who once wanted to secede from the USA as governor of Texas, leaned on the Federal Government for Ebola help. He is just another Zionist liar. His Zionism has been confirmed by the Washington Post. Can we say together: "Hypocrite"? Unfortunately, the black ebola patient passed away, not having access to the vaccine that saved the two white doctors in other states. Way to go Texas. And you Zionists want to rule the world" Gag me with a spoon. (That is valley talk for you young people. You can look it up as it was from the last century.)

A Texas man was booted from Nazi Airlines for tweeting that his flight attendant was ugly. He was given thirty lashes at the terminal, and told he could only fly on Fascist Sky Airlines and only if he deleted his twitter account.

Soda Stream, the company that says it is in Israel but produces its product in Palestinian territory, was down on rumors that BDS is taking hold, as well as because increased competition is on the way. Also, if there is a takeover proposal, it could require crossing the streams, a very dangerous business model as we learned all too well from Ghostbusters.

Jaimie Dimon is doing better after apparently getting poon*** cancer based on reports. He will likely be back to his arrogant self soon. He wants to make the government liable for bailouts of the banks and limit bailins of accounts in the next meltdown. That is wrong, just wrong.

The Stock Market is tanking because the big boys are taking profits. They are screwing mom and pop who just got back into the market. This behavior was predicted, by the way.

Three Quarters of all Russians view America as a hostile state. I have been saying that for a long time. They finally listened.

Russia offers India a stake in two Siberian oil fields. At first, India considered the United States and then realized that foreign aid was cut massively by the Republicans for the year 2012. India looks forward to helping the India/China/Russia block become stronger as everyone hates the United States because of Israel, and thanks to the Neocons and Strictly Dickley Cheney who massage Netanyahu's back when he comes to the USA. 

Wikipedia lists the nations that receive foreign aid from the United States. Israel is left off the list, when even Palestine, home of the Palestinians, is included. Perhaps this is because Wikipedia thinks that Israel is not a foreign nation. We know Israel thinks it is American. Israel thinks it runs America and that could be true. Not sure though what Wiki thinks on the issue, since they don't always control the content. However, we know that sometimes, Wiki stinks.

A poor misguided individual came on CNBC and indicated that young people would be willing to swallow a pill that had a computer in it. But it appears that more people (investors) are willing to swallow a whole lot of gullibility.


Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. 

Monday, October 6, 2014

CDC Notifies Noam Chomsky, MIT Professor, that He Has Ebulla Virus

The CDC notified the well known MIT professor, Noam Chomsky, that he has been infected with the Ebulla Virus. While not as dangerous as the Ebola Virus, the Ebulla Virus is capable of shrinking and encrusting the brain, while still inside the host human. Animals are not affected.

The CDC noted that Chomsky rightly criticizes Israel for all the bad things they have done, but knows in his heart of hearts that it will lead to no change. The Ebulla Virus causes the host human to inject a bunch of bull into articles and books. That has certainly happened to Chomsky over the years, as he has righteously championed the charade of criticizing Israel while knowing nothing will ever change there.

The Ebulla Virus affects that part of the brain that deals with conspiracy. It is a known fact that Chomsky cannot see conspiracy in hardly anything. He can't see the 9/11 conspiracy, nor can he see the Sandy Hook Hoax. It may be that he cannot see the conspiracy to defraud Americans into thinking there is a peace process.

He can't even see the New World Order conspiracy, IMO, and thinks it is just the rich nations versus the poor.

For Chomsky, Ebulla blindness stops a proper analysis of the destruction of the middle class and the premeditation of it all through the big, yet planned, housing bubble of the last decade.

There is no cure for the Ebulla Virus except in extraordinary instances. Some have tried to box one around the ears, trying to jar the barnacle like substance off the outside crust of brain tissue. That has only worked twice, with Mike Tyson and this author. But, Chomsky won't let anyone get close enough to box his ears. MIT security is just too strong to attempt an intervention.

Other famous individuals have had the Ebulla Virus and it still clings to their brains. One notable infected one is Whoopi Goldberg, who can't be convinced by Rosie O'donnell or even when threatened with a body slam by Jesse Ventura, to believe in the obvious 9/11 conspiracy. It is a shame, really.

Chomsky is the smartest man to ever have had the disease. Not only does the virus affect the ability to spot conspiracy, but it also inflicts what is known as Can't-See-the-Forest-For-the-Trees syndrome.  

After all, Israel Shahak, the translator of the Yinon Zionist writings of Oded Yinon warned that the Israelis were going to dominate the USA. Chomsky has said he knew Shahak for years, and that he never believed that. Well, he wrote it, Prof.

Is Chomsky blinded by the Ebulla Virus into failing to see the Shahak warning? This author believes that could be the case. Yinon Zionism is a peek into Zionism. Chomsky says it didn't impact the regime change doctrine we see today. I don't know how he knows this, but even if true, the doctrine of Zionism is very consistent, and Yinon shows us what the Zionists think.

The question then resonates, Is Chomsky paid by the Zionists to establish an elaborate charade like the government does? That charade, if true, is one that manifests strong negotiations for peace that never bring peace. These negotiations have been going on for almost as long as Chomsky has been calling for peace and for Israel to do the right thing.

Is it all just a charade? I don't think we will be able to find that out until an autopsy is done on Chomsky's brain upon death. He may live to a ripe old age and we hope he does. But if we could prove the CDC wrong about his Ebulla Virus, then we could be certain that Chomsky is engaged in an elaborate charade and probably just keeps the conspiracies he knows happened, to himself. 

Then we would know Chomsky was an insider all along. He won't tell me, even though I have talked to him through email. He just won't come out and say what he really believes when I ask him if he was employed by the Zionists. 

And it isn't like I haven't asked him more than once. Where is Gene Wilder when you need him? I want that brain.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

AIPAC Deems Netanyahu Keeper of American Patriotism

AIPAC has deemed Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as the Keeper of American Patriotism. I thought at first they were all drunk and were thinking about Benjamin Franklin, but they are dead serious about elevating Bibi to the unpaid position. 

AIPAC says that Netanyahu understands US patriotism because he molds that patriotism. Americans never knew that, but they don't count anyway, AIPAC said. The only thing that counts is what Israel wants.

The AIPAC spokesman was bold in saying this because it is football season and Americans won't even notice, stupid blobs that they are.

So, Bibi Netanyahu, being Keeper of American Patriotism recently laid into Obama according to the New York Post. Bibi said it is un-American for the president of the United States to criticize Israel. 

After all, Bibi said that Americans think people should live where they want, and Israeli citizen Jews and Arabs should be able to buy land once reserved for the Palestinians, no big deal. After all, the Israelis are buying up apartments in the West Bank and new housing is again being built in the West Bank.

Since AIPAC exalted Netanyahu above POTUS, the White House was silent in response.

We have since learned that all of Palestine is fair game for the Israelis, since the Palestinians are not a people and don't exist (Golda Meir). Netanyahu is just following in a long line of Israeli leaders who aren't interested in peace with the Palestinians. And POTUS is surprised they don't want peace? Pretty naive I would say. Or is it an elaborate act on the part of our government to go through this charade?

Turns out that the president's advisors have told Obama that it is better to be infiltrated by Zionists than by Communists. That went over pretty well until Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel said that the original Zionists who founded Israel were Communists! So we are being infiltrated by Communists who converted to Crony Capitalism to fit in to the USA way of life!

Where is Congressman McCarthy when you really need him. We know who the neocon Zionists are. It isn't like they are hiding or anything!

McCarthy ran over innocent people and was a jerk, but even he could spot a Zionist these days! He was truly a victim of bad timing. We could wipe out the entire Senate of the United States and send them all to jail, since it appears that they are all Zionists.

And Joe Biden said he was a Zionist and the Washington Post said Rick Perry was a Zionist. It is easy to find them from Cheney down. Heck, even Sarah Palin is a Zionist. How do you all think she got so rich so fast? Obama is a Zionist but would likely change if we could shut the movement down.

Perhaps a few congressman from the House of Representatives aren't Zionists and could get the ball rolling.

But then every time we go after Zionists, the Germans go after all Jews through anti Semitism. We are the gang who cannot shoot straight, for sure. We are always being dragged down by racists! Go away, racists!

But we have the right kind of Patriotism if we stay on message in our opposition to Yinon Zionism. That terrible doctrine sanctions occupation of the Palestinians and regime change wherever the Zionists want including the assassination of JFK! But it isn't American patriotism of any kind.

And that truth stands, no matter what that foreigner, Bibi Netanyahu thinks or will ever think. He is the Keeper of American Patriotism my arse!

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

News for the Week Ending 10/03/2014 Obama, Netanyahu, Rabbis

President Obama cancelled many flights scheduled to bomb ISIS when it was discovered that we don't have enough money to pay for the Ebola outbreak vaccine. Obama promised to funnel some money, a pittance really, to the ebola scare since the government's policy is to keep Americans frightened. Ebola is doing the trick as well as ISIS reprisals and Halloween. The Eugenics freaks are not happy because they want more deaths from Ebola. Obama realizes that ISIS bombings and Ebola entrapment are both issues that help his poll ratings. 

Prime Minister Netanyahu slammed the US for criticism of settlements. Israel is tired of being criticized while knowing full well that the United States won't do anything but talk. Netanyahu said the plans for the new settlements had been in the pipeline for two years, making them legitimate. Time evidently makes everything Israel does, legitimate.

It has been reported that Business Insider labors under the mistaken idea that you have to believe the dollar will crash to hate the Fed. Weasy Weisenthal of BI has said that if there is no inflation you can't hate the Fed. Well, those in the know, who are members of Hate Anyway the Fed or HATH, are well aware that the Fed is not causing inflation or a weak dollar. They know the Fed has put the economy in a comatose position after it was on death watch. But they aren't happy about it. They still despise the Fed. Turns out those Fed member banks not in Hath, hath all the money.

It has been reported that American Rabbis have pushed to have Israel delegitimized and dehumanized. The Rabbis understand that Israel is a racist, godless nation doing bad things to its own Arab citizens and even the Ethiopian citizens who have right of return. And it occupies an entire people, the Palestinians. Out-of-sight-out-of-mind is the goal, these Rabbis say.

Jim Cramer reported this week that oil is dropping in value due to market forces and that it is a free for all. However, Gary Anderson announced that the oil market is rigged and that the market manipulators just want to crush Russia. If they succeed, or if they don't, prices will go up as soon as the manipulators need more money to plow into stocks and the housing markets, which they also control.

The United States has decided to keep nuclear weapons scheduled for dismantling in order to protect the world from asteroids and aliens. Asteroids have been confirmed, but the government wants to prove it can keep out some type of alien, and that it could help the next election. Otherworldly aliens have been deemed illegal for purposes of this story. Obama is on a roll in his rating rise for Ebola and ISIS, so working on the illegal alien issue, even if the aliens are from outer space, is sure to boost his ratings even farther.

The Fed announced that interest rates will not rise based upon 6 percent unemployment figures or 2 percent inflation figures. That was all bs, the Fed said. The Fed chairman Janet Yellen also said:

So, we will raise rates when hell freezes over or when the market demand for treasuries needs us to. We are watching the interest rate swaps markets closely. That has always been our gig as we are bond salesmen, people! But we are so used to lying and as bankers no one understands us anyway, that we just continued to make things up. That will end. We won't talk about treasury bonds as collateral driving up demand for the bonds. But the insiders will know what we are doing. This is the last time we are talking about this so the masses of US citizenry can hear the truth. 
We know it is the authentic Yellen talking when she starts her talks with the word, so

Reuters warned today that there would be great criticism from Israel and the United States towards Sweden for recognizing the Palestinian state. Reuters went to great pains to point out that the government in Sweden was center left, leaving no doubt that right wing governments are in the arms of the Israelis. Reuters is the news arm of the New World Order cabal and the writer of the article really said he thinks Sweden will be criticized by Israel and America. Well, duh! That goes without saying. But he said it. This writer is surely Einstein reborn! Or maybe he isn't.

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.