Israel Awarded Franchisor of the Millennium for Plans to Clone Itself: Second Israel!

Israel has been awarded the Franchisor of the Millenium Award for its plan to clone itself and establish a second Israel. As hair brained as this idea is, the fact is, the Ukraine has been chosen to be that franchise. This proven Zionist conspiracy for the world has been revealed. Read on.

Don't sell Israel short. What KFC can do, Israel can do better. I like KFC a whole lot better than I like Israel, however. I am starting to dislike Israel even though I have Jewish roots. This satirical article will show you some truth that you will find very unsettling to the world view of many.

The Ukraine and Israel have a lot in common. They are, taken together, likely the false flag capitals of the world. 

There is proof of this plan of a second Israel, as Putin has voiced concerns when Israel announced it would be sending arms to that nation. He did so on April 16, 2015 according to the International Business Times. And the plan to clone the Ukraine into the image of Israel has been leaked previously.

Even the Times of Israel has run an article about the leaked information, where the author exposes the Khazar nature of the ruling Jews in Israel. Some reverse migration would establish Jewish Khazars as the dominant political force in the Ukraine.

Can you imagine Netanyahu as a Khazar wearing one of those furry hats? Well, most of Israelis will stay put, as they have determined that it is more fun to mess with the Palestinians than with Vlad Putin, but the settlers will have a place to go and make trouble.

The settlers want the danger, it seems, and they want to make the other Ukrainians very unhappy. I can see it now, the Ukrainians setting up to fight the Russians and the Khazar Israelis. That won't work out, I am afraid. 

Arming the Ukrainians is a logical progression for Wicked Zionism hell bent on world domination. But will the non Jewish Ukrainians go along? Maybe they will be fooled. After all, you can't be a good Zionist without lying through your teeth.  

Now we know why the US Neocons, who are also multiracial Zionists, have been so interested in the Ukraine or a long time. Indeed, the Neocons have paid for that Ukrainian revolution. This plan has been in the works for a long time.

I presented the Neocons with a plaque to commemorate their role in establishing the Second Israel. The plaque was painted red to signify all the blood shed by the Neocons in their goal of worldwide regime change.

What is a few million innocent people murdered to the Zionist Neocons? The ends justify the means with those people. These people don't want to be your teddy bear. In the words of Elvis Presley, they play rough, and are more like lions and tigers.

Fact is stranger than fiction here. Fact is, the Ukrainians will likely be booted out or will become mistreated like the Palestinians. An Israel on the border of Russia means likely regime change in Russia. That would allow the Zionists to control the US and Russia, and have two strategically placed Israels. Now isn't that comforting? Not!

The Kzahars ruled the Ukraine and southern Russia, until the Russians destroyed that little empire. Perhaps the Kzahars are returning to exact revenge upon the Russians once and for all. Are you listening Vlad? Wait, let me get on my phone to warn you.

Turns out, bad Israeli research shows the Khazar ancestry is the largest factor in the Ashkenazi gene pool! This has been alleged by Israeli researcher, Eran Elhaik. Of course his bogus research has been thoroughly debunked!

Now the Israelis no doubt want that revenge for their bogus Khazar ancestors killed a thousand years ago even though they never knew them and new research shows it is all make believe anyway!

Elephants can only wish they had the memories of the Israelis! Israelis even remember what they never learned in the first place. How do you deal with a group like that!

Now we know why Putin annexed the Crimea, since that was a favorite place for the Israelis to establish a beachhead for the Second Israel! No wonder we know why Israel and the American government are angry with Russia.

And no wonder Europe is wary of coming down on Russia. They will be the ones caught in the middle of the potential chaos. 

And that, my friends, is your New World Order using your tax dollars wisely. Or not!

Can you imagine the threat to the world if the Zionists control Russia and the USA? Can you imagine the words of W. Bush when he said the constitution was just a piece of paper? Well, that would really be true once the world was controlled by the Zionists, hell bent on reducing the world population. 

I hope if they do reduce the world's population that they take out Cheney and Bush. But that is wishful thinking on my part. 

Now, we can't forget that Zionism is one with the UK royalty and the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers. These are all one. They are multiracial, except in any place called Israel. 

They even want the Arab citizens of Israel to leave Israel, and the right wing offered to pay them to leave. These are sick people we are dealing with here, these Zionists.

And boy, their plan is moving quickly into action. 

If you are a racist or antiSemite, don't misuse this information against Jewish people throughout the world. We don't want you helping us uncover the truth. Many Jews are mortified by the Zionist plans.

And for you who have a theological problem with this analysis, remember, Zionism is not Judaism nor will it ever be. Both True Torah Jews and New Covenant Christians know that the prophets said the Messiah would establish the New Zion. As long as I own it, the free gospel behind this view can be found at

Don't let your babies grow up to be soldiers, because they will be fighting for Uncle Khazar, not for Uncle Sam. How many more innocent people will die before the Zionists are finished with their master plan?

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the articles, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.


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