President Obama Turns Hero, Schedules Resignation and Confession of Government Evil Deeds

President Barack Obama, 44th US president, has scheduled an announcement from the Oval Office, where he is expected to resign, and reveal the many wrongdoings done by the United States government.

From a transcript outline, Obama is expected to discuss America's unfortunate involvement in the creation of ISIS and our collaboration with Israel to make ISIS a strong player in the Middle East.

He is expected to apologize for the many little hoaxes and false flags that have occurred during his administration, and the outline slates the following for discussion as he tries to heroically come clean for the many unseemly deeds his government has carried out.

He expects to discuss the Sandy Hook Hoax, the Umpqua Hoax, the Boston Bombing hoax and other government sponsored hoaxes. He intends to disband the government's crisis actor program because, not only does he view these hoaxes as being wrong, but he also is disappointed in the poor quality of acting done by the Robbie Parkers and Chris Mintzs and others.  They were simply unable to create realistic tears, leading to ridicule of the government by more and more astute observers.

Therefore, Obama wants to restore credibility and respect for the United States government.

President Obama intends to come clean on knowledge about the Bush/Cheney involvement in planning and execution of the 9/11 conspiracy. He knows that there is no scientific defense of the destruction of the third tower, and wants to set the record straight: it was detonated. We had known that from the John Kerry interview, but having the current president of the United States confirming this detonation is gratifying to many who have labored and endured the charge of tin foil, by the government sponsored debunkers.

Obama blows away all that fraud, and it is so refreshing to the rehabilitation of the United States to its proper place in the world.

The exact time and date of the press conference has yet to be determined, but the release of the outline gets the ball rolling towards the restoration of the United States to greatness. Obama has heroically determined for this to happen while he yet has the power to make it happen. 

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.


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