Dr Ben Carson Supports All Eight Donald Trumps!

Dr Ben Carson, an unusual character to be sure, has been drawn to Donald Trump and has decided to support all eight versions of Trump.

It is true that opposites attract so it is no surprise that quiet Ben is attracted to loudmouthed Trump. It is a match made in....oh wait, can't be made in heaven. After all, Trump compared Carson's temper to one of a pedophile back in November of 2015.

So, Carson has decided to support all these Trumps:

1. The entertainment Trump.

2. The intellectual Trump.

3. The businessman Trump.

4. The religious bigoted Trump.

5. The racist white supremacist Trump.

6. The asshole of all assholes Trump.

7. The punch out thug Trump.

8. The psycho Trump.

Yes, Carson said Trump could exhibit psychotic episodes and even kill people in mass murder fashion, and Carson would still support the Donald. The Donald was right about all that after all. Creepy, indeed.

Of course, Carson would be confident that Trump would only kill as a hoax, to make it look real, you know, like Obama did at Sandy Hook. 

This makes you wonder what the world is coming to!

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction.

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