Donald Trump Will Grope Ann Coulter to Show Fairness

Donald Trump has come out saying he doesn't like flat chested women, who are on the skinny side. He likes voluptuous women and has stated so on Howard Stern. He regrets this statement deeply and wants to make amends.

So, in order to show that he is not sexist and is willing to treat all women fairly, he has decided to grope Ann Coulter, the conservative pundit who has been supporting him all along. He figures that at least flat chested girls will feel a little better if he goes ahead with this. He has not decided whether to do this deed on Saturday Night Live, at a press conference or at a debate.

Trump may even do a reality show if he can piece it together before the election. He is good at piecing. Or at least he brags that he likes interacting piecemeal. Well, something like that.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ann_Coulter_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg




Trump is trying to kill two birds with one stone. First, as I said, he wants to show he likes all body types. Second, he wants people to know he likes adult women. He wants to minimize that Howard Stern interview where he caught himself saying he had no age limit as to the youth of females he would have sex with.

As to the first issue, NPR reported this:

On Friday afternoon, the Washington Post published a clip of Trump on a hot mic before an interview with Access Hollywood. In chatting with then-host Billy Bush, who is now co-host of NBC's Today show, Trump talked about kissing women and grabbing them between their legs (using far cruder language) without permission, because he's "attracted" to them like a "magnet."



As for the second Issue, Trump caught himself and said age 12 was certainly where he would draw the line. Here is the interview:

In a 2006 interview, Stern asks Trump, 
"Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?"
"Oh, absolutely," Trump says.
"Would you do it?," asks Stern.
"I'd have no problem," Trump said.
Stern then asked Trump if he has an age limit.
"No, I have no age — I mean, I have age limit. I don't want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds."[Emphasis mine]
We know he is being sued in NY by a woman who was 13 when a witness testified she saw Trump rape the girl. So, the fact that he expressed that his age limit was 12 is fairly significant. Trump wants to raise that a bit, at least to the age of consent. Ann is old enough for Trump to up that age limit.

It could be too late for that tactic, however. Trump is also on file stating that he likes to grope women's private parts. He expressed that pattern of behavior as groping a kitty. Well, you know.

So, as to character, Trump being a groper could bode ill for lawsuits both by adult women and adult women who were underaged. That is usually considered rape when accompanied by sexual intercourse.

Trump does not want to be known as a rapist, as that would really make his presidential bid a colossal waste of time. Nobody wants a rapist firing them. Nobody wants to be hired by a rapist. Trump's reality days could be over. He would likely have to cast his lot with the misfits of reality TV, Tanya Harding and that group.

That would be a big fall, but he may need the money. After all, he is pulling his campaign commercials. Maybe people want their money back, but we don't know. We heard he was in a lot of debt, but evidently that is why he is running for president in the first place!

See:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/08/politics/trump-on-howard-stern/index.html

Disclaimer: This article contains satire and humor, and while loaded with truth in my opinion, it is up to the reader to verify the claims of the article, which are made in jest and are not necessarily proven fact. Some claims are fiction. The Quotes in this article are authentic.

Author's note: Donald Trump caught himself saying he had no age limit on sexual relationships with young girls. Then he said yes, he had age limits. He gave the age limit as 13 years old, saying he would not have sex with a 12 year old. That should not be lost on the young lady bringing the lawsuit accusing Trump of rape and beating when she was 13. I believe Donald Trump has said things that show his character is one of sexual assault behavior towards adult women and maybe even under aged girls. This should trouble any religious person who is contemplating supporting Trump politically or in business. This conclusion is my opinion only.

Trump has made fun of women who don't meet his standard of voluptuousness. This damages young girls. Likewise, his criticism of the disabled is just disgusting and so is his criticism of minority citizens. I hope he is exposed, fully, for the kind of person he is, a racist, sexist, bully of a man.

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